Aug/2017

Hi everyone, Bryan Here…

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Radiohead has their 9th album coming out soon, and they have just released a very cool stop-motion music video called ‘Burn the Witch‘ on youtube. It sounds damn good. I can’t wait to get my hands on the full album soon. Thus music video is amazing. The song is amazing. It’s all amazing. RADIOHEAD forever!

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‘The Witch’ Drops To Blu-Ray and DVD On May 17!!!

by Red Zeppelbon on Mar 22nd, 2016

Hey guys, Jana here,

TheWitch_BD_3DSkewNew England, 1630: William and Katherine lead a devout Christian life, homesteading on the edge of an impassible wilderness, with five children. When their newborn son mysteriously vanishes and their crops fail, the family begins to turn on one another. ‘The Witch‘ is a chilling portrait of a family unraveling within their own fears and anxieties, leaving them prey for an inescapable evil.

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Film Review: ‘The Witch’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Feb 17th, 2016

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You’ll remember the name Robert Eggers from here on after. Eggers is a first time director who has been the talk of town since last year when he premiered his little horror film ‘The Witch‘ at Sundance. His Kubrickian eye and style for telling a story is as fresh and original as it is scary and authentic. ‘The Witch‘ won’t make you jump back in your seat or provide the cheap silly scares that you see in most modern day horror movies. Hell, it doesn’t even have a mild jog pacing. Instead, Eggers slowly builds the tension and suspense so much over the course of 90 minutes with horrifying images and characters, that you’ll want to cover your eyes in this story of witchcraft set in Puritan New England more than 400 years ago.

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Enjoy this Haunting Trailer for ‘The Witch’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Jan 12th, 2016

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I can say this now. You’re gonna love Robert Eggers‘ new horror film ‘The Witch‘. It’s an unrelenting true horror film that never follows the usual horror genre tropes we have seen so often in recent years. You won’t get the usual cheap scares here. Instead, you can expect something more sinister and evil that preys on a family in the 17th Century of new England. After you watch this film that releases just a few days after Valentine’s Day, you won’t soon forget all the horrors you just witnessed on screen. Here is a new trailer for ‘The Witch‘. This can’t come soon enough. Enjoy what might be the best horror movie of the year.

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Hey guys, Jana here,

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Check out ‘The Witch‘, the film that won the directing award in the dramatic division, and and won the Best Director Prize in the U.S. Narrative Competition at the 2015 Sundance Film Festival and will have its International Premiere at the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival as a Special Presentation. It won’t make it’s debut in theaters until 2016.

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Film Review: ‘Blair Witch’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Sep 14th, 2016

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Seventeen years later, we have journeyed back into the Black Woods in Burkittsville, Maryland to seek out the Blair Witch. Back in 1999, one of the first examples of viral marketing came splashing on the scene with ‘The Blair Witch Project‘, where we saw trailers of faux police interviews and news reports that three college kids went missing in the woods and the footage that was found was real. Filmed all with a handheld camera in first person back in 1999, this film was one of the first movies to deal with the “found footage” aspect and it worked to great effect as everyone thought the film and people in it were real. It was highly effective and scary-as-hell and became a cult-phenomenon and paved the way for tons of “found footage” movies.

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Will ‘Blair Witch’ Terrify A New Generation???

by Red Zeppelbon on Jul 23rd, 2016

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Blair Witch‘ showcases the search for one man’s missing sister, who appears to be Heather Donahue from ‘The Blair Witch Project‘. Her brother and friends venture into the Maryland woods near Burkittsville in search of answers at the last known place where his sister was thought to be.

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Janet’s Review of ‘The Last Witch Hunter’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Oct 23rd, 2015

Janet W., Here…

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Yeah, bring me some more Riddick…oh wait, this isn’t…

Don’t be fooled folks.  It may look like a duck, swim like a duck, and quack like a duck, but this is not Daffy.  I saw the poster as well and this is nothing like the popular cult film, Pitch Black or Chronicles of Riddick.  Clearly the studio is trying to cash in its popularity.

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Film Review: ‘The Last Witch Hunter’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Oct 22nd, 2015

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Just in time for Halloween, comes the latest action-horror movie, starring Vin Diesel, called ‘The Last Witch Hunter‘. With a budget of $90 million, you’ll be puzzled to see where all that money went after watching this awkward and slow-paced movie. Director Breck Eisner tries to weave a horror movie with some action set pieces, but the dialogue and script is fair at best, and besides the first five minutes of the film and the last ten minutes, nothing really happens.

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Hey guys, Jana here,

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Director Breck Eisner (‘The Crazies‘, ‘Sahara‘) directs Vin Diesel in a role as an immortal witch hunter. He is tasked with the job of coming between the covens of New York City and their goal to destroy humanity by way of a horrific plague. In order to accomplish this he must partner up with a beautiful female witch, something that he thought he would never do.

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Hey guys, Jana here,

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If you’re like me, when you hear the name Henson, visions of Big Bird, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy jump around on your reminiscent cortex. News from the Jim Henson Co. always fosters this response in me, well that and the ‘Fraggle Rock‘ theme song running on a constant loop. Combine Billy Crystal with that news and the Fraggles are singing “Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me”. Of course, that’s a reference to Crystal’s run in the hugely successful animated features from DisneyMonsters, Inc.‘ and ‘Monsters University‘.

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Hi all, Jana here,

 

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Vin Diesel has been giving the press a little sneak peek  during his promotion of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy‘. Diesel mentioned that a certain actor was going to join the cast on ‘The Last Witch Hunter‘.  Lionsgate has confirmed that  Michael Caine has officially joined the Breck Eisner (‘The Crazies‘, ‘The Sahara‘) directed ‘The Last Witch Hunter’.

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Hello Jana here,

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SXSW (South By Southwest) is an annual multi-media festival held in Austin, Texas. It’s the perfect place for distributors to scoop up new material. This is what happened after a Saturday night, sold-out, premiere of ‘Exists‘. Lionsgate bought up the rights quickly after screening and seeing the viewers light up Twitter talking about the film.

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Here is the red band trailer for ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’, the film starring Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, and Famke Jannsen based on the story we have all heard.   After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches…their past.

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Hey guys, Jana here,

Arrow Video presents George RomeroBetween Night and Dawn‘ a limited edition 6-Disc box set (Blu-ray + DVD) is coming October 24th. ‘There’s Always Vanilla‘, ‘Season of the Witch‘, and ‘The Crazies‘, made between ‘Night of the Living Dead‘ and ‘Dawn of the Dead‘, showcase the extraordinary versatility and dynamism of this irreplaceable American auteur. Three films from the late, legendary horror director, George A. Romero, showing that although he might have defined zombie cinema, it didn’t define him.
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Hey guys, Jana here,

Joel and Ethan Coen are bringing their genius craft to Netflix in the form of a Western, anthology series about the American Frontier. The news was announced with typical Coen-flair – “We are streaming motherfuckers!”

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Contest: Win a Blu-ray Copy of ‘SPLIT’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Apr 12th, 2017

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Want to win a free Blu-ray+DVD+Digital Copy of the M. Night Shyamalan film ‘Split‘ from Universal? Now you can. The film is a PG-13 horror/thriller film that focuses on three young women who are kidnapped by a man who seems to have many split personalities.

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The ‘GeoStorm’ Trailer is Here!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 8th, 2017

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.In what looks to be the absolute WORST film of the last five years, ‘GEOSTORM‘ finally has a trailer.What is ‘GeoStorm‘ exactly? First off, let me just say that this film was supposed to come out a couple of years ago, but keeps getting pushed back – for obvious reasons. Mainly because, it looks like a giant SHIT-STORM of Epic proportions. This film is directed by Dean Devlin who really hasn’t done a directing gig, but rather produced the ‘Independence Day‘ films. So take that information and replace alien invasions with giant tornados, tsunamis, and snowballs the size of Mt. Rushmore hurling into skyscrapers.

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Blu-ray Review: ‘Deadtime Stories’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 6th, 2017

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I simply can’t get enough of horror anthology films. It’s like getting three or four horror movies all in one. With films like ‘Chillerama‘, ‘Trick R Treat‘, ‘Body Bags‘, and ‘Creepshow‘, we’ve been exposed to a ton of great little horror shorts that have lived in our lives for decades. Some have been good, while others not so good. One thing is for sure though, all have been entertaining and memorable. Back in 1986, when a lot of these horror anthology films were being released, Jeffrey Delman made his own with ‘Deadtime Stories‘.

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Hi everyone, Bryan here….

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The 89th Oscars were announced today. These are supposed to be the Best Achievements in Filmmaking on all levels. However, year after year, The Academy and “their infinite wisdom” choose to pick dull films that should never be nominated. In fact, I bet you could go through most of the Winners of each year and realize you only watched that film or performance once and never thought about it again. At least The Academy had a good bit of diversity this year, but other than that – these Oscar nominations are boring, dull, and made me go to sleep just watching the equally not-fun announcement telecast.

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