Oct/2017

Hello, Jana here,

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A John Grisham novel is like a mug of coffee on a stormy day, a glass of wine after the kids are asleep, or even a Xanax when you want to rip someone’s head off. The point is, it’s a calming, reassuring presence. It’s going to be an intense, legal, thrill ride that has a feel-good ending. Grisham’s tried and true writing style is gripping, authentic and something that lends itself to film adaptation easily. This has been the case with ‘The Firm‘, ‘The Pelican Brief‘, ‘The Client‘ and ‘A Time to Kill‘ among several others. There is even a complete departure from his norm evident in ‘Christmas With The Kranks‘.

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In what I personally declared one of the absolute worst movies of 2014, ‘Neighbors‘ stars Seth Rogen and Zac Efron turned in some fairly uninspired performances. I generally like the two actors, especially Zac Efron in ‘The Paperboy‘, so I want to say it was the abysmal story line that limited their range. It wasn’t a huge laugher in my book, but still went on to become the highest grossing comedy of the 2014 year. I can only hope it’s because everyone wanted to laugh, maybe they did – maybe they didn’t, but that’s not a good enough reason to stop Universal Pictures from announcing a sequel.

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20th Century Fox presents the first trailer for ‘The Greatest Showman‘, featuring stars Rebecca Ferguson, Zac Efron, Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams, and Zendaya. It’s a biographical musical that I can’t wait to see. The film bows December 25, 2017.

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Film Review: BAYWATCH!

by Gumbercules9000 on May 23rd, 2017

Dan M., here….

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We need to get one thing straight as we start this review. Baywatch is not a movie to be judged on it’s plot. This movie exists in the same realm as Horrible Bosses, Spy, We’re The Millers, 21 Jump Street, & Neighbors. It has just enough plot so that it can get from joke to joke or gag to gag as efficiently as possible. It succeeds in this regard and has a really high “joke landing” percentage. More importantly, as a vehicle for unbelievably attractive people to let loose and be funny, Baywatch goes above and beyond. It is a showcase for these actors to show they’re really, really funny.

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The Red Band Trailer to ‘Baywatch’ is So Satisfying!

by Gumbercules9000 on May 10th, 2017

Hi everyone, Bryan here….

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Why make a Baywatch movie remake? Well, if you have Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, and Alexandra Daddario in it, you’re gonna have a good time and make some money. The TV show from the 80s and 90s was full of cheese, drama, and mild entertainment. It looks like this rated R remake is going the hardcore route with blood, big explosions, and tons of vulgar humor, which satisfies every hole on your body. I had no idea this film was turning out like this, but I’m now super excited to see this one. I have a feeling that my jaw will hurt from laughing and smiling so much from start to finish here.

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We’ve Got The First Peek At ‘Baywatch’!!!

by Red Zeppelbon on Dec 8th, 2016

Hey guys, Jana here,

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From Seth Gordon, the director responsible for ‘Horrible Bosses‘ and ‘Identity Thief‘, comes ‘Baywatch‘, the big-screen incarnation of the small-screen hit that ran for 11 seasons. I’d be hard-pressed to give you a description of the series as it was basically just beautiful people, like Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff, running on the sand. I always thought it aired late at night, in syndication, as an *aid* to help teenage boys go to sleep.

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Film Review: ‘Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Jul 6th, 2016

Hi everyone, Bryan here….

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I think the vulgar wedding comedy has formed its own sub genre these days. With films like ‘Wedding Crashers‘, ‘Bridesmaids‘, ‘American Wedding‘, and ‘The Hangover‘, you have all the ingredients to make a modern audience laugh with toilet humor, vulgar language, sex, drugs, excessive amounts of alcohol, and a happy ending (pun very intended). The next on the list of this current sub-genre of wedding comedies is ‘Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates‘, which is actually based off a real life story of brothers Mike and Dave Stangle, who took to the internet to find dates for their sister’s wedding, offering a free trip. They went viral, got a ton of responses, went on national television, and had a book come out.

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Hugh Jackman has been cast as lead in the Fox project based on the American showman P.T. Barnum. The circus virtuoso is the founder of the world-famous Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus. Michelle Williams is in talks to join the Michael Gracey directed production.

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See the New ‘Baywatch’ Cast!

by Gumbercules9000 on May 19th, 2016

Hi everyone, Bryan Here…

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Of course we are getting a ‘Baywatch‘ reboot in the form of a big feature film, because why not. Actually, that film opens up one year from today and Paramount has released the first official cast photo of the film. You have Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Zac Efron, Alex Daddario, Jon Bass, Kelly Rohrbach, and Ilfenesh Hadera in the new case, and everyone looks great here.

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Film Review: ‘Neighbors 2’!

by Gumbercules9000 on May 18th, 2016

Hi everyone, Bryan Here….

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It’s rare when a comedy sequel works on all levels. With sequels, you’d hope the original cast comes back and there is a good balance of returning and new jokes and plot devices to make it stand on its own without doing the same recycled material as the original. With the case of ‘Neighbors‘, you had a pretty great cast with Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron, Dave Franco, and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, in an ‘R’ rated comedy about a couple with a newborn baby, trying to raise a family next to a frat house. It was a solid premise with a lot of funny moments. The small budget film of only $18 million went on to make over $270 million at the box office.

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Hey guys, Jana here,

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May 19, 2017 is going to be the day the latest of the TV to movie remakes hits the big screen. No matter what the weather is like outside the theater, it’s going to be bright and sunny on the California sands in ‘Baywatch‘.

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Hey guys, Jana here,

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Coming to theaters July 8 of this year is a scenario many of us have agonized over, needing a date to a wedding we can’t skip out on. Most of us rely on friends, or even try the dreaded blind-date approach, but not these two guys. Party-hard brothers Mike (Adam Devine) and Dave (Zac Efron) go to an extreme to find the perfect date to take to the wedding, which just happens to involve a trip to Hawaii. They place an online ad to find girls their family will approve of. The girls (Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza) who win the position have a little secret their dates will soon learn, they are just looking for a trip to the islands and plan on partying harder than the brothers ever dreamed of.

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Film Review: ‘Dirty Grandpa’!

by Gumbercules9000 on Jan 21st, 2016

Hi everyone, Bryan Here…

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January continues to roll in with the bad films as is usual for this time of year. It astonishes me that this screenplay was ever on the famed Hollywood blacklist. Perhaps some of it might have been funny on paper, but it never translated well into film, even with the star power of Robert De Niro as you’ve never seen him like this before. You won’t be surprised to see that the director of the film is a guy named Dan Mazer, who was the creative right-hand man to Sacha Baron Cohen since ‘The Ali G Show‘.

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2 years ago, ‘Neighbors‘ was the king of summer frat movies, and on May 20th the sequel will give us some insight into another part of Greek life, the sorority. The usual suspects are back in play including Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron and, Evan Goldberg there are some new faces to the class with Chloë Grace Moretz and Selena Gomez leading the ladies.

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Immediately following his wife’s funeral, Robert DeNiro’s Dick Kelly convinces his grandson Jason (Zac Efron) to go on a road trip to Florida, eventually landing at Daytona Beach during spring break. This puts a huge kink in plans for Jason who is a mere week away from marrying his boss’s daughter, Meredith (Julianne Hough), but the trip with grandpa, may change his plans, it has nothing to do with the accidental crack-smoking, I’m sure.

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Tap into your inner DJ and get ready to own ‘We Are Your Friends‘ on DVD and Digital HD from Warner Bros. Home Entertainment  and Studiocanal on November 17, however if you want to own it early on Digital HD, you can get that on October 27.

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Jana’s Best/Worst of 2014!!!

by Red Zeppelbon on Dec 15th, 2014

Hey guys, Jana here,

 

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It’s been a big year for the entertainment world. Netflix’s initial push to bring movie-theater worthy films straight to streaming customers and bypassing the big screen altogether set off a chain of deals that will take those fresh releases and push them directly into homes allowing us to bypass a $15.00 soda, but denying us the $20.00 popcorn you can only get at the theater.Then came the deluge of series and movies being made for exclusive run with everyone from Netflix, Amazon to Crackle and everything in between. Top that off with the huge breach of privacy Sony experienced. New releases were flooded onto P2P sharing sites and private emails from the film company’s big wigs that show us how the infrastructure of Sony really works, not to mention what those involved really think of some of their superstars.

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Holy Freaking Crap, guys! I’ve got some very hush-hush details about ‘Star Wars Episode VII‘!!!  More than just details, I’ve got a little bit of the plot line! This will, of course, be a spoiler, so if you’re sensitive to seeing the new episode with virgin eyes, stop reading here. I am not even going to say what I had to do to get this information, but let’s just say it involves a sacrifice, some chicken bones and….well that’s not important. Seriously, last warning for spoilers…..

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Film Review: ‘Neighbors’!!

by Gumbercules9000 on May 8th, 2014

Black Mariah Here…

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Let me start off this review by saying comedy movies have gone straight downhill in the past 10 years. I don’t know what demographic survey told movie studios that we wanted our comedies with a side of moral lesson, but this girl, for one, HATES my comedies anywhere near a moral lesson (I’m looking at you ‘Bridesmaids‘).  I truly miss the golden era of Adam Sandler films and comedy recordings. Sometimes settling into a good dick and fart joke film is just what you need. Don’t think about the humor, it’s just funny!

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John Cusack Enters the Wall Street World!!!

by Red Zeppelbon on Mar 29th, 2014

Hello, Jana here,

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When you set a series in the world of Wall Street, you need characters colorful enough to not get lost in the atmosphere. Take ‘The Wolf of Wall Street‘, for example, Leonardo DiCaprio’s portrayal of Jordan Belfort was larger than life. He had to be outrageous to stand out in the fast-paced, high-stakes land of the almighty dollar. Christian Bale’s version of Patrick Bateman from ‘American Psycho‘ stands out just as much. Granted, these personalities are not what you would assume to be the norm for traders working on Wall Street, but the ambience definitely fosters these type of personalities.

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