Hi everyone, Bryan here….


Prince is coming back in a big way very shortly. After years and years of shitting all over the internet and streaming services, Prince finally joined the world and accepted that his music should be available online, and not just vinyl, cassette, and CD. Prince must have come across PornHub and thought, “this is the wave of the future.” Next thing you know, we have ‘Batdance‘ online, and that was as recent as 2015.

However, nobody told Prince how to go about it, so he made some of his catalogue available on Tidal, which may or may not be a real company. This leaves the rest of the world who use iTunes and Spotify out of Prince songs that cover pussy and Jesus in the same manner. Technically, they are one in the same. Now, Prince and his estate and Warner Music Group have made a deal with Apple Music (iTunes) and Spotify to bring that ‘Pussy Control‘ to the masses.

The worst show in the world (The Grammys), are coming up in February, which might be when Prince re-enters the world of the digital age for real this time. Even after death, Prince is making it rain purple everywhere. In the meantime the ‘Batman‘ soundtrack is super cool on vinyl.


By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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