Angi S. Here…


The 2014 ‘Slammy Award Results are in. Enjoy!

Match of the Year

Daniel Bryan vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton – WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania 30

The Shield vs. Evolution – Extreme Rules

John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt – Last Man Standing Match at Payback

Team Cena vs. Team Authority – 5-on-5 Traditional Elimination Match at Survivor Series

Of course I disagree with this one. Seeing my beloved Authority lose was brutal enough. Now to see it celebrated? Sting should have minded his own business and left nature to take its course. The Authority would still be in power if not for that meddling Scorpion! My pick was the Shield vs Evolution. Why? Because I love the Shield and more gold given to Seth Rollins is never a bad thing.

WWE Superstar of the Year

Brock Lesnar

Dean Ambrose

John Cena

Seth Rollins

Daniel Bryan

Roman Reigns

Bray Wyatt

Yet another one I disagreed with. And no I’m not a Roman hater. I love Roman. But Seth deserved the win. And I say this as impartially as I can. Who has been there night in and night out? Who gives everything he has no matter if it’s a televised show or not? Who has been in the main event scene since he Bought In? Everyone he works with shines with him and that’s what makes a superstar great. This one belonged to Seth Rollins.

WWE Diva of the Year

AJ Lee


Nikki Bella

Brie Bella

I approve. AJ kicks ass. Now friggin chant her name and not her husband’s people!

LOL Moment of the Year

Damien Mizdow as The Miz’s Stunt Double

Mr. T thanks his mother at the 2014 WWE Hall of Fame

Vickie Guerrero throws Stephanie McMahon in a pool of pudding on Raw

El Torito vs. Hornswoggle – WeeLC Match at Extreme Rules

It’s a no brainer. Damien Mizdow is the funniest thing on WWE programing. His chemistry with the Miz is amazing. The WWE has stumbled onto gold with this.

Extreme Moment of the Year

Brock Lesnar hits 16 German suplexes at SummerSlam

Kane hits Daniel Bryan with Tombstones on floor, steel steps and table on Raw

Chris Jericho hits a cross-body on Bray Wyatt from the top of a steel cage on Raw

Seth Rollins Curb Stomps Dean Ambrose through cinderblocks on Raw

I was torn with this because of my Jericholism. I mean the man flew off the cage onto Bray Wyatt. Totally Epic. But really, Seth Curb Stomping Ambrose through cinder blocks was my Extreme Moment of the Year.

Surprise Return of the Year

Hulk Hogan returns as the guest host of WrestleMania 30 on Raw

Ultimate Warrior returns to WWE at WrestleMania 30, Raw, Hall of Fame

Batista returns on Raw

The Rock returns to interrupt Rusev and Lana on Raw

Not the one I voted for, but I’m not unhappy with the result.

“This is Awesome” Moment of the Year

Yes! Movement occupies Raw

Stephanie McMahon gets arrested and taken away on Raw

Sting debuts to help Team Cena defeat Team Authority

Hulk Hogan, The Rock and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin meet at WrestleMania 30

No! No! No! Stupid Sting broke my heart and started a blood feud with me. Just sayin… Ivoted the Yes! Movement Occupying Raw. Don’t judge, it was cool.

OMG Shocking Moment of the Year

Brock Lesnar defeats The Undertaker’s WrestleMania Streak at WrestleMania 30

Seth Rollins turns on The Shield on Raw

Bray Wyatt’s choir surrounds John Cena inside Steel Cage on Raw

Nikki Bella turns on Brie Bella at SummerSlam

How could Seth destroying the Shield not take this one?! Okay sure, the streak was broken, but SETH DESTROYED THE SHIELD! The most dominante faction to hit the WWE in years. And the fact it was Seth who did it. Unexpected and heart wrenching. I had to take a week to recover from it. And then I bought in to the evolution of Seth Rollins and all was right in the world again.

“Tell Me You Didn’t Just Say That” Insult of the Year

Nikki tells Brie she wished she died in the womb on Raw

Paul Heyman raps on John Cena on Raw

Chris Jericho insults The Authority after Stephanie’s arrest on Monday Night Raw – July 28, 2014

The Rock insults Rusev and Lana on Raw

Okay, this was funny, but it should have gone to Jericho. No one insults quite like the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah!

WWE Tag Team of the Year

Gold & Stardust

The Usos

Los Matadores with El Torito

Slater Gator with Mini Gator

The Miz & Damien Mizdow

That is who I voted for. As a team they really shown out this year. Show stealing matches and a decent tag title reign to boot.

Breakout Star of the Year

Rusev with Lana

Roman Reigns


Dean Ambrose

Seth Rollins

Again a torn heart on this. Can’t say I’m not happy for Dean, but is it any surprise to anyone that again I think Seth should have won this? Night in, Night out, there he is working harder than anyone else. No time off filing movies or recovering from injuried. Seth Rollins was robbed yet again of the gold that is rightfully his.

Hashtag of the Year






Got my stamp of approval on this one. Cuz RKOs Outta Nowhere are cool.

Fan Participation Award

“You Sold Out” – Seth Rollins

“Nine Ninety-Nine” – WWE Network

“We The People” – Jack Swagger

“I’m Afraid I’ve Got Some Bad News” – Bad News Barrett

“He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands” – Bray Wyatt

Two guesses who I voted for, the first one doesn’t count. And by the way, he Bought In. 😉

Double-Cross of the Year

The Authority turns on Randy Orton on Raw

Seth Rollins betrays the Shield and joins The Authority on RAW

Nikki Bella betrays her twin sister Brie Bella at SummerSlam

Mark Henry turns on his friend, Big Show, on Raw

If this hadn’t of won, I would have started a riot that would still be raging, just with no looting or injuries, and probably no police participation. Mainly because it would be an online rant fest. Because really, this betrayal was the most devastating in all my WWE life. It still hurts to watch man!

Animal of the Year

Gator (Hornswoggle)



Grumpy Cat

BUNNY MANIA!!! Nuff said.

Best Actor

The Miz


The Rock


Mizdow was my vote. Didn’t think he would win, but he had my support! WE WANT MIZDOW!

NXT Superstar of the Year

Adrian Neville

Sami Zayn

Tyler Breeze

The Ascension

Sami finally won a big won!!! WOOO!

Anti-Gravity Moment of the Year

Seth Rollins dives off the balcony at WWE Payback

Adrian Neville’s Red Arrow

Dean Ambrose dives onto lumberjacks at SummerSlam

Kofi Kingston in the Royal Rumble Match

And Seth again showing how awesome he is by picking up another gold. No one does it like the undisputed, living breathing future of the WWE.

Faction of the Year

The Authority

The Wyatt Family

The Shield

The Rosebuds

Again, no brainer. And yet more gold for Seth Rollins. I’m totally okay with this.

Tweet It! Best Twitter Handle (aka Social Champion)

@HEELZiggler (Dolph Ziggler)

@JohnCena (John Cena)

@ZackRyder (Zack Ryder)

@Ryback22 (Ryback)

@BellaTwins (Nikki & Brie Bella)

@RealPaigeWWE (Paige)

This was obvious. No one cracks me up more than Dolph does on the Twitter. When he the air lines lost his luggage (and the IC title in it) it was a roller coaster of emotion and by far the most fun on twitter that I’ve had in a good long while.

Raw Guest Star of the Year

Larry the Cable Guy

Jerry Springer

Kevin Hart

Hugh Jackman

Betty White

I won’t lie, I voted for the hottest one on the list. And he won!!

Rivalry of the Year

The Shield vs. Evolution

Daniel Bryan vs. The Authority

Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena

Rusev vs. The USA

Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

Seth and Dean not winning this is just stupid. It was the best rivalry of the summer and has the opportunity to be revisited in the future. Their rivalry is one of the best in WWE history. Daniel Bryan vs the Authority not so much.

Best Couple of the Year

Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella

Triple H & Stephanie McMahon

Jimmy Uso & Naomi

Tyson Kidd & Natalya

I voted not for Bella and the goat, but for a true power couple. A couple who was screwed by Sting out of their rightful place as the Authority. Triple H and Stephanie have survived it all. And mark my words, the WWE Universe will be begging for them back!

– Angi S.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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