It’s hard to believe that another year is just about over, and the spirit of Christmas is already swirling in the air. All the department stores and specialty shops will no doubt be playing a bevy of Christmas music over the speaker system, but I can almost guarantee you they won’t be playing anything as cool as “The Ventures’ Christmas Album.”

The surf guitar quartet that made the original ‘Hawaii Five-O’ theme song popular (“Walk, Don’t Run”) trades in the beach and sand in favor of snow and mistletoe with their ever-awesome renditions of holiday classics.

These 12 traditional covers of your favorite all-time Christmas classics sound alive and fresh as ever, definitely helping to reinvigorate anyone’s holiday spirit should it be running a quart low. Album opener “Sleigh Ride” even gives you a brief taste of “Walk, Don’t Run” before tearing through the snow. “Snow Flakes” and “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” sound completely warm and inviting with bending strings and electric tremolo that they could be theme songs for a swinging television Christmas special.

Nothing what-so-ever lacks in performance and excitement on this record, and most songs come in between two to three breakneck minutes per track. Even “Silver Bells,” which is usually one of the most solemn of the traditional holiday songs, has some get up and go, and some great country harmonica woven in for additional flavor.

The Ventures tease listeners ever so slightly on “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” by throwing in a hint of The Beatles’ “I Feel Fine” here and there, while “Frosty The Snowman” mixes in a bit of The Champs’ “Tequila,” which now leaves me eager to hear a full cover versions of both songs. “Scrooge,” the only song with lyrics (though not many) wins out for ‘most awesome’ with its jungle beat and “Love Potion No.9” feel, a song that should definitely be heard in more department stores year-round.

The rave-up and tear down of these Christmas classics should definitely be noted and heard during the most wonderful time of the year. Heck, even “Blue Christmas,” my least favorite of all the holiday songs is palatable and entertaining on this record to the point I’m not even aware I’m listening to “Blue Christmas.”

I’m sure some of you out there can get a little stressed out by all the holiday cheer going round like the flu. Then again, some of you might not be experiencing any holiday cheer what-so-ever, which is why The Ventures’ “Christmas Album” is what everyone needs this season.

Additionally, retailers could really take a queue from this bunch and play some good holiday music in their stores for a change. Don’t get me wrong, there is some decent contemporary Christmas music out there, but it’s hard to come by. Stick with the tried and true classics. Like I always say, “They are classic for a reason.”

Album Notes | The Ventures’ Christmas Album

Released: 1965
Dolton CAT#: BST-8038
Song Credits: Traditional
Producer: Joe Saraceno

Don Wilson (Rhythm Guitar)
Nokie Edwards (Lead Guitar)
Bob Bogle (Lead/Rhythm Bass Guitar)
Mel Taylor (Drums)

SIDE ONE: 12:30
SIDE TWO: 12:18

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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