“You no welcome.”

Despite the broken English, Bridge got the gist of the message.  He didn’t take offense.  It wasn’t the first time he’d heard it.  It wouldn’t be the last.  Still, it came as a bit of a surprise given the fact that he’d washed away all signs of blood—both his and the blonde’s—and changed his clothing.  His jacket continued to sport a sizable hole, but it was on the back where he liked to believe it wasn’t as noticeable.  At least not to him.

Rescuing a brown paper sack from a trashcan outside The Bethany, Bridge bagged his bottle and carried it by the neck like any respectable wino would.  Though Spade had tried to convince him to turn back—he knew full well where they were headed—, the cat stopped after Bridge took a swipe at him with his foot and missed.  The remainder of their trip was filled with awkward silence.  As his sole concession to tiny legs, Bridge slowed his gait but never once looked back.  Twenty minutes later, they arrived at Miss Fortune, making all further arguments moot.

There were numerous stories regarding how the restaurant had come to be named, but nearly all of them involved the owner, a man named Pang.  He had arrived in the States some twenty years earlier, carrying the entirety of his family’s life savings on his back along with a limited working knowledge of English.  While scouting locations to house his new enterprise, he soon became taken with this space.  To him, it hadn’t mattered that the building’s previous owner had been a laundromat that had defaulted on its loan.  Pang sold off the presses at a loss and put in a tiny kitchen with a dining room that seated thirty people uncomfortably.

Those were the facts.  Here is where stories diverged.  When it came time to open, there was no budget left for a new storefront sign, forcing Pang to hand-letter the restaurant’s new name alongside the former laundromat’s existing logo.  This just happened to be a mysterious-looking Asian woman, a golden dragon wrapped around the curves of her red dress while her flowered parasol hid one eye from view, as if she were harboring a secret.  The name had been the product of a simple miscommunication between the owner and his realtor.

Of course, the more popular story—if somewhat less believable—was that the woman on the sign was the reason Pang had purchased the spot in the first place.  And when he named his business, he named it for her.  He had never married, and had never missed a single shift in the last two decades, always waiting for the artist’s model to one-day walk through his door.

Whatever the case, in spite of Pang’s choice of name—or maybe even because of it—, Miss Fortune was a moderate success.

It was Pang—now grayer and a little hunched—who stood at the entrance with his hand held out in front of him, as if it would be enough to prevent Bridge from coming into the establishment.  Although prone to single-mindedness—in this case, getting into the kitchen—, Bridge did his best to be diplomatic.  He had no quarrel with the owner, but he had no business with him either.  “I need to see the cook,” he said.

The owner remained in place, which indicated to Bridge that the offense—whatever it had been—was unforgivable.  Finally, Pang lowered one hand and pointed past the man and toward the floor, where the problem sat, taking this inopportune moment to throw back its leg and clean its unmentionables.  “No cat.”

Spade remained calm, not registering that he’d both heard and understood the man’s comments.  Instead he continued with the task at hand, waiting for Bridge to iron out the details, as Bridge had been forced to do many times before on the cat’s behalf.  The response was an old standby.  “He’s a service animal.”

“Service?” Pang asked.  He seemed to be processing the meaning of the word first before determining how it could be applied to Spade.  “What service?”

The dining room wasn’t anywhere near capacity at the moment, but there were enough diners to suit Bridge’s purpose.  He leaned in, his voice pitched low.  “Pest control.”  To put a finer point on it, he added, “He’s a rat catcher,” with special emphasis on the word rat.  “Care to see him do it?”

Any language barriers that had existed at the beginning of their conversation must have toppled at the thought of Spade turning up with some pink-tailed vermin gripped between his jaws.  Odds were, Miss Fortune would have come up empty, but the owner wasn’t willing to risk the restaurant’s reputation on it.  His response was both immediate and firmly in the negative.  Without another word, he pointed through the dining area to a swinging door along the back wall, where Bridge assumed he would find both the kitchen and the cook.

Bridge made his way past diners who paid no attention to the white-haired man of indeterminate age.  They were far too busy ogling the black cat following behind him in lockstep, its tail held at attention.  No one said boo as they passed into the kitchen and out of sight.

The space beyond the door was too close for comfort.  All of Bridge’s senses were dialed up to maximum by the overwhelming input:  the sound of multiple woks sizzling, a myriad of conflicting smells, the sight of one man taking on a workload better suited for three.  The cook’s hands moved with a speed afforded only to the individual with intense concentration, seasoning, stirring, and incorporating additional ingredients as he went.  Bridge hesitated to interrupt.

As it turned out, he didn’t have to.

“Come to gloat?”  The cook’s voice held no emotion, and there was no break in his activity.  Even with his back to Bridge, he had somehow sensed the man’s presence.  “Why not come closer, get a good look at your handiwork?”

Bridge said the first words that came to mind.  “I think I’m fine where I am.  How have you been, Y–?”  But there was no finishing the man’s name.  Instead, there was only ducking to avoid the butcher’s knife that buried itself in the wall where his head had been a split second before.  The blade was still vibrating when the cook spoke.

“Do not even think that name in my presence.”  And now that the man was facing him—hands empty and at rest for the first time—, Bridge could see that the cook was no man at all.  Sixteen years old, seventeen at the outset.  Head shaved down to shadow.  He looked so different from the last time they’d met.  And yet that eye of his would have made him instantly recognizable, even in a crowded Shanghai street.  “That man is dead.”

Running a hand over his hair to make sure it was all still there, Bridge said, “Glad to see there are no hard feelings, uh—“

“Zhàn.”  Bridge waited for more, but that was all of it.  In a day of one-word names, here was yet another—this one definitely an alias—, and yet it was fraught with meaning.  Temporary.

“I know it’s been a while, but… I brought something for you,… Zhàn.”  The name felt foreign on his lips.  He didn’t like it.  He held out the bottle to the young cook.  When Zhàn refused to accept it, Bridge pulled the bottle free from the bag to show that its contents weren’t what the kid might have expected.

Once he had it in his hands, Zhàn held the bottle up to the light, turning it this way and that, squinting at the contents.  Again, his response was emotionless.  Without consulting a watch or any clock that Bridge could see, he said, “I have a break in fifteen minutes.  Meet me behind the building.”  He slid the bottle back into the bag that Bridge held outstretched.  “In the meantime, whatever you do, do not open that bottle.”

Bridge didn’t need to be told twice.  He was halfway to the exit when the kid called his name.  When he turned, he half-expected to find the knife coming at him once again.  But then he realized that was ridiculous.  If and when the cook legitimately tried to kill him, he’d make damn sure that not only would Bridge see it coming but there would be zero chance of escape.


From over his shoulder, Zhàn said, “Tell that filthy animal of yours that if he ever sets foot in my kitchen again, I will not hesitate to put him on the menu.”

Chapter 10 is here.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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