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Happy Valentines Day, everyone. This is our 24th podcast, coming straight to you on Valentines Day 2014!! We here at the Multi-Media Men had a great time with this segment. So usually, when you  are with your date or significant other on Valentines Day, you tend to see romantic films full of love and comedy. Some do the horror genre, which I do of course (the bloodier the better). But we though it would be great to come up with a list of movies for you on this special day that are the most inappropriate movies to show your date on Valentines. There are some truly awful suggestion. Or amazing suggestions, depending on how you look at it. So enjoy this hilarious episode of the most inappropriate Valentines movies.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

3 thoughts on “The Most Inappropriate Valentines Movies!!!”
  1. So I’m a horrible person. I freely admit and am somewhat proud of this.

    A former roommate bought me starship troopers 3 for christmas. I hate that movie. I hate it more than I hate Twilight. I’d rather sit through (and make fun of) sappy, poorly written bastardization, the nail in the Vampire film’s coffin, than watch starship troopers 3.

    I needed revenge.

    So Human Centipede 2 released on Valentine’s day. I pre-ordered it. It arrived, perfectly, on valentine’s day. My roommate was freaking out, trying to cook for his then-girlfirend. He was focused in, laser tight, on his weird cottage-cheese lasagna. Too focused to notice me fling the Blu-ray case, ladinging it perfectly on his pillow. I left shortly thereafter.

    What happened next, I predicted to another friend the next day, because my roommate was not present when I returned home the night of:

    Roommate and girlfriend finish lasagna, they go to bedroom. someone hits head on Blu-ray of Human Centipede 2. Roommate is enraged. Yells at girlfriend, thinking she bought it for him. mood is dead. She says no, is angry. Asks why he’s pissed. He hated the film. HATED. And we both LOVE bad movies in general. So, she, angry, demands to see what’s so bad.

    Roommate: Oh no. you have to see the first one first. The second one is way beter than the first, and you have to see the first to understand the second.

    Roommate goes digging through my DVD collection. Slowly, he realizes something is wrong. I don’t own Human Centipede 1.

    He pauses. He thinks.

    Oh no.

    He bought it for me.

    Queue RAGE. they find humnan centipede 1 streaming somewhere, and the girlfriend is nonplussed, leaves. Former roommate calls friend in japan to vent. Why? Because he trusts no one in this city to not be in on it.

    he spent the next month trying to give the disk back to me.

    Last year, I gave him ?The first film, in a chocolate box (missing the middle) along with a Human Centipede doll that another friend had knitted. Both arrived via postal service and personal courier the same day. He found them both on his arrival home with new girlfriend. Four other friends were involved. I was trying to make it a tradition.

    his status on farcebook that day? “Another valentine’s day ruined by human centipedes. :{

    I’m pretty sure he still hasn’t forgiven me.

  2. To this day, I still think of My former roommate’s rage with a smile on my face.

    I expected him to try to pull something in response, but as of yet, he hasn’t even tried. I think he’s afraid of what else I might do.

    This year, I told him I wouldn’t repeat it. I did encourage others to do something, but as 2013 progressed, we grew apart. I’ll chuckle if someone else does something to him, but I’m done. Sadly, he’s not worth my time to even prank anymore.

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