Jun/2017

Hi, Bryan Here….

Well it’s here.  This will be the page to keep it on for your Oscar coverage.  We will be joined by Justin Cline, Aggressive Comix, and much much more.  We will be giving out prizes for trivia, and have other contests.  In the comment section below, be sure to keep the comments coming and tell us your Oscar picks.  When tweeting, facebooking, or commenting be sure to use our hashtag  #bsoscars.

 

HERE IS OUR LINK to our live video feed so be sure to open in up in a new window so you can keep it here for all the witty banter.

 

So get ready, because we are about to kick it into high gear……

 

Best to the Muppets on their Oscar nod tonight…

 

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The Help was great.  I wish them the best.

 

Octavia looks good.  She lost some weight.

 

Jonah Hill is half the man he was a few years ago.

 

 

Can we please get new red carpet reporters?? Full of Suck.

 

 

I vote for Gary Busey and Lisa Lampanelli to host the red carpet for 2013.

Robin Roberts is a MAN. I’m seriously. #bsoscars

Justin Cline:  Little Known Fact: Tim Gunn ending 19-year dry spell tonight with gigantic Mr. Oscar.

 

Justin Cline:  Jonah Hill seems to be packing it back on nicely. Somebody keep an eye on him near the free shrimp.

 

Red Carpet hosts are so awkward. Somebody needs to punch them.

 

I wonder if anyone will be wearing FUBU to the Oscars?

 

Jovovich. You will forever have a pass with me because of ‘Dazed and COnfused’. No matter how terrible your films are.

 

Justin Cline:  The “gut reaction” to Cher’s outfit was vomiting.

 

Robin ROberts clearly does not know who these people are. Her adam’s apple is bigger than mine. Manly man.

 

Justin Cline:  Unless Grace Kelly is coming back from the dead, let’s move on.

 

I’m currently wearing Mervyn’s top clothing line for the Oscars.

 

Who do you want to win BEST PICTURE tonight?

 

 

 

Orange Julius and his wife….

 

Justin Cline: I hope Inception finally wins Best Picture tonight. It’s been two years coming.

 

Christopher Plummer just got told he was old as shit on national tv.

 

I vote for Christopher Plummer to star in the next Human Centipede…

 

Justin Cline:  Christopher Plummer wearing Captain Kangaroo’s suit for some reason.

 

THis must be the MILF segment..

 

Get Charlie Sheen out on the red carpet or at least Ron Jeremy.

 

Why has nobody from the stands thought of bringing water balloons to the red carpet?

 

Tina Fey aka Liz Lemon said she was told “no” to wearing a fanny pack at the Oscars.

 

 

Kim Kelly from Freaks and Geeks is at the Oscars!!! AWESOME!!

 

TACO FLAVORED KISSES IS ON THE SCREEN RIGHT NOW.

 

Nick Nolte is still a badass and should just go on a rampage on the red carpet.

 

ach Galifianakis washed his mustache tonight.

 

JUstin Cline: Of course Nick Nolte has a pet crow. Since he’s the angel of death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes the above is FUCKING Matthew Lillard.

 

Cameron Diaz was hot in ‘The Mask’. Then it went all downhill.

 

Bradley Cooper is taking mustache rides as we speak. Glorious mustache.

 

Gweneth Paltrow’s best role was Margot Tennenbaum.

 

Damn, Glenn Close looks great for being 70. cleans up well.

Glenn Close should play her next male role as Robin Roberts.

Justin Cline:  Gwyneth Paltrow showed up as Spock’s mother. How quaint.

 

Justin Cline:  Love the grandma they have providing security for the envelopes.

 

George Clooney looks good.  So does his former WWE Diva Stacey Kibler.  Legs.

 

Sandra Bullock looks pretty good.  Her best film was SPEED.

 

Ok…this red carpet has driven me to start drinking.  Let the drinking games begin.

 

Justin Cline:  Not a fan of Sandra’s new face. It looks like it’s ready to be catapulted.

 

Did I just see a Muppet Google+ ad? BADASS!!!

 

Natalie Portman looks amazing as always.  SHe should have shaved her head though.

 

Tom Hanks is walking down the ‘winers hallway’.  He should make a sequel to Turner and Hooch’.

 

Brian Grazer should be a hobbit in peter jack’son upcoming film.

 

Chris Rock has a huge fro. Wish he was hosting.

 

Okay, finally the red carpet is over.  That was AWFUL!!!

 

okay…..

 

1ST TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE NIGHT.  Be the first to answer in the comment section and win a prize.

 

 

 

Morgan Freeman looks not old.   And I could swear he said the Goonies.  

 

Okay, The Artist intro with Bily Crystal.  Clooney and Crystal just kissed.

 

Billy Crystal just told Clooney to call him Batman.  LOL.

 

 

That girl Justin Beiber is on screen now with Billy Crystal.

 

Crystal’s Sammy Davis Jr. character made an appearance.  Told Beiber to kill Hitler.

 

So Billy Crystal is going through every movie nominated tonight and is on stage now.  Needs more Tim Curry.

 

 

First joke BOMBED.    Chapter 11 theatre.  ha.  James Earl Jones likes baseball.

 

And here is that famous Billy Crystal  song and dance intro number where he will be on his knees by the end.

 

God said explain it Malick for Tree of Life.  HA.

 

Decent performance, but we have seen it so many times.

 

Tom Hanks out to present with his facial hair.

 

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY AWARD GOES TO: HUGO!!

 

BEST ART DIRECTION AWARD GOES TO: HUGO!!! THAT’S 2
Carl the seat filler is AWESOME.
The only winner tonight so far is HUGO. Let’s keep that going.
You always fade out in a montage…
This montage needs more Bruce Campbell.
I owned most of these movies on Beta.
BEST COSTUME DESIGN AWARD GOES TO: THE ARTIST!!
BEST MAKE-UP AWARD GOES TO: THE IRON LADY!!
I like this little feature…actors talking about the first film they ever saw.  Morgan Freeman’s film was the original King Kong.  AWESOME.
AAAAAGGGGHHHH. Barbara Streisand!!!! Kill it with Fire!!!
When I first saw Army of Darkness, my life changed. I knew I wanted to fight evil on a mediocre live.
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM AWARD GOES TO: A SEPARATION!!!
Nick Nolte claps amazingly.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS AWARD GOES TO: OCTAVIA SPENCER FOR THE HELP!!!
And a standing ovation for her too.
This band in the balcony needs more shirtless sax guy!!!
Probably the only time the state of Alabama will ever be thanked for anything.
Gilbert Gottfried: My congratulations to Oprah for her Oscar award.
YES!!! The Christopher Guest crew on the Oscars in character.
BEST FILM EDITING AWARD GOES TO: GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO!!!
BEST SOUND EDITING AWARD GOES TO: HUGO!!! That’s 3 for HUGO!!
BEST SOUND MIXING AWARD GOES TO: HUGO!!! THAT’S 4 FOR HUGO!!!
Patton Oswalt: There’s no crying in sound mixing!
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE AWARD GOES TO: UNDEFEATED!!!
Robert Downey JR. and Gweneth Paltrow failed at presenting.

Come on Chris Rock… live it up.

 

If you’re a black man, you can play a donkey or zebra…-Chris Rock

 

 

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE AWARD GOES TO: RANGO!!

Emma Stone is AWESOME . Ben Stiller is Zoolander.

Billy Crustal wishes he was as funny as Melissa McCarthy.

 

 

Everyone should get Emma Stone’s energy up there.

 

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS AWARD GOES TO: HUGO!!! That’s 5 for HUGO!! WTF??

Sadly no OSCARS for Reel Steel!!! #bsoscars This is Bullshit!

 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR AWARD GOES TO: CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER!!!

That’s an Oscar speech. Go Plummer!!

The Nick Nolte grunt by Crystal was great.

 

Wow, the entire budget of the Oscars just went to that Score statue.

 

BEST FILM SCORE AWARD GOES TO: THE ARTIST!!!

 

Duuude…Ludovic shook John Williams hand on the way up to the podium. Cool. Probably his hero.
BEST ORIGINAL SONG AWARD GOES TO: THE MUPPETS!!!
Flight of the Conchords and Muppets have an Oscar now!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Does the passing out of the popcorn happen every year and is this the first I’m knowing of this?
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY AWARD GOES TO: THE DESCENDANTS!!!
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY AWARD GOES TO: WOODY ALLEN FOR MIDNIGHT IN PARIS!!!
“THE BAND LOVED THAT!” #bsoscars Crystal’s best joke of the night.
BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT AWARD GOES TO: THE SHORE!!!
Nate Cosby: Billy Crystal is literally pointing out the individuals that laugh at his jokes.
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT AWARD GOES TO: SAVING GRACE!!!
BEST ANIMATED SHORT GOES TO: THE FANTASTIC FLYING BOOKS OF MR. MORRIS LESSMORE!!!
I was playing the same Scorsese drinking game that Melissa McCarthy was!!!
Anyone who refers to themselves Louisiana Swamp Rats at the Oscars is ok in my book.
BEST DIRECTOR AWARD GOES TO: Michel Hazanavicius for THE ARTIST!!!
Wow. Seeing James Earl Jones doing Mufasa live was cool.

Dick Smith is AWESOME!!!

 

 

The ‘Bring Our Yer Dead’ montage is about to begin!!!

 

 

I miss Peter Falk. As You Wish.
BEST ACTOR AWARD GOES TO: Jean Dujardin FOR THE ARTIST!!!

I must say the OSS 117 movies are AWESOME. Now technically they have won Oscars indirectly.

 

 

BEST ACTRESS AWARD GOES TO: MERYL STREEP FOR THE IRON LADY!!!

 

 

THE ARTIST WINS BEST PICTURE.  This is just stupid.  Plus Tom Cruise presented it.  Tree of life should have won.

 

 

Well that’s it folks.  Thanks everyone for joining.  It was a lot of fun.  Good Night!

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