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TV Show Review: ‘Ash vs. Evil Dead’ Ep. 1!

by Gumbercules9000 on Oct 26th, 2015

Hi everyone, Bryan Here….

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Ever since the mid 90’s, which was when I was introduced to Bruce Campbell and ‘Army of Darkness‘, I’ve chosen to live a life that as both of these elements in them. I have a variety of artwork, books, props, and every home video release of the ‘Evil Dead‘ trilogy sitting on my shelf, not to mention clothing and other movie artifacts. I even named my comic book store and media outlet ‘Boomstick Comics‘, which you’ve all been coming to and reading about entertainment for the past six years. Needless to say, this movie franchise has definitely had a profound effect on me.

 

 

CLICK HERE TO READ THE FULL REVIEW OF ‘ASH VS EVIL DEAD’ SEASON ONE! 

– Bryan Kluger

 

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Movie Quotes

Herbert Sobel:
[the company is in formation at Camp Toccoa] You people are at the position of attention!
[Sobel walks up to Perconte, who presents his rifle for inspection]
Herbert Sobel:
Private Perconte, have you been blousing your trousers over your boots like a paratrooper?
Frank Perconte:
No, sir.
Herbert Sobel:
Then explain the creases at the bottom.
Frank Perconte:
[pause] No excuse, sir.
Herbert Sobel:
Volunteering for the parachute infantry is one thing, Perconte, but you've got a *long* way to prove that you belong here. Your weekend pass is revoked.
[Sobel moves down the line to Luz]
Herbert Sobel:
Name.
George Luz:
Luz, George.
[he presents his rifle for inspection; Sobel examines it and tosses it back at him]
Herbert Sobel:
Dirt in the rear sight aperture. Pass revoked.
[Sobel moves down the line to Lipton]
Herbert Sobel:
When did you sew on these chevrons, Sergeant Lipton?
Carwood Lipton:
Yesterday, sir.
Herbert Sobel:
[holding up a single thread] Long enough to notice this. Revoked.
Carwood Lipton:
Sir.
Herbert Sobel:
[Sobel moves on to Malarkey] Name.
Donald Malarkey:
Malarkey, Donald G.
[he presents his rifle for inspection]
Herbert Sobel:
Malarkey. Malarkey's slang for "bullshit," isn't it?
Donald Malarkey:
Yes, sir.
Herbert Sobel:
[Sobel examines Malarkey's rifle, then tosses it back at him] Rust on the buttplate hinge spring, Private Bullshit. Revoked.
[Sobel moves on to Liebgott]
Herbert Sobel:
Name.
Joseph Liebgott:
Liebgott, Joseph D., sir.
[he presents his rifle for inspection]
Herbert Sobel:
[Sobel pulls Liebgott's bayonet out of its sheath and examines it] Rusty bayonet, Liebgott. You wanna kill Germans?
Joseph Liebgott:
Yes, sir.
Herbert Sobel:
[Sobel hits Liebgott's helmet with the bayonet] Not with this.
[he walks out in front of the company and holds the bayonet up for every man to see]
Herbert Sobel:
I wouldn't take this rusty piece of shit to war, and I will not take *you* to war in your condition!
[he thrusts the bayonet into the ground]
Herbert Sobel:
Now, thanks to these men and their infractions, every man in the company who had a weekend pass... has lost it.
[pause]
Herbert Sobel:
Change into your PT gear, we're running Currahee.
Band of Brothers (2001) The Movie Quotes