Hi, Bryan Here….

George Lucas has had a change of heart and has decided to give his fans what they’ve been asking him to do for many years.  He will be releasing the ultimate Star Wars set on Blu-ray.  This time, the original theatrical releases. There will also be a limited edition Sith and Jedi edition that comes with its own lightsaber.

The films will come in glorious 1080p and have 7.1 lossless audio.  One of the extras on the disc is the famed Star Wars Christmas special as well.  Look for all new commentaries by the cast and crew as well.


Well, in a perfect world this would be true.  Happy April Fool’s Day!!

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

6 thoughts on “AFD!!! George Lucas To Release Original Un-Altered ‘Star Wars’ on Blu-Ray!!!”
  1. Fuck. You. Fuck yourself. Fuck your family. Fuck your pets. Fuck your fucking grandmother in her fucking eye socket and piss in it.

  2. Maybe not quite as strongly as John, but yeah.

    Not that I believed it when clicking via FARK.

    Even if it was true, I wouldn’t trust Lucas as far as I could throw him. The last BluRay release was supposed to be unaltered… Noooooooo!

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