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Rob Zombie has been relatively quiet following the release of the less-than stellar ‘The Lords of Salem‘ in 2012. He’s released his first-ever concert video in 2014 and in February of this year the Zombie came out with a new album, sticking in line with the video, it’s a live record. This doesn’t mean that he’s kept away from the film-world, instead he’s got two projects, both of which are in the early stages at the moment.


One of those projects is ‘The Hills Have Eyes: The Beginning‘ where he’s putting his brilliantly twisted mind to work as scriptwriter for what will undoubtedly be a spine-tingling endeavor. It’s the other project that is in the news today. ‘31‘ has only just begun production but has been picked up by Alchemy with exclusive North American rights. The architect behind the purchase is Alchemy CEO Bill Lee who is in the middle of entirely redeveloping Millennium Entertainment.

“Rob Zombie is a true artist and master filmmaker at the height of his game,” Lee said. “With 31 he’s creating yet another terrifyingly immersive and twisted world that will delight audiences. Alchemy’s mission is to connect exceptional storytellers with existing and new fans, and we look forward to doing so with Rob’s latest work.” Zombie said he was “thrilled to work with a company sharing the same vision for my film 31 as I have. Alchemy has committed to bringing the most intense experience possible to the screen.”


In the horror-master’s newest chiller, Zombie’s bride, Sheri Moon Zombie features as always, but the director fills out his cast with faithful actors that have proven themselves on film for his other productions. Almost all of the top billed cast like Elizabeth Daily (Dottie from ‘Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure‘!!!) Malcolm McDowell, Richard Brake, Lew Temple, Daniel Roebuck, Jeff Daniel Philips, Ginger Lynn and Meg Foster have all been cast in at least one other Zombie project, most of them in several. So we know the acting will be on par with his typical production, I just hope the story is explored deeper, unlike Lords, which felt kind of like a shallow swim in a deep ocean. There was so much material to pull from but it didn’t come across for me in the final product.

The story here is rife with deep wells that he can plunge the viewer into, scare us to the point of suffocation then give us that small breath of air before he drags us to the murky, creepy depths once more. The film takes place in the days leading up to Halloween when five people are kidnapped and held hostage in a place called Murder World. While trapped, they must participate in a violent game called 31 where the object is to survive 12 hours against a gang of evil clowns. See what I mean about depths of potential?! This should be incredible!



By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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