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In a world where nostalgia sells like gangbusters, Netflix has thrown their net into the profit pool hoping to pull in a whale with the over-grown man-child Pee-wee Herman. The SVOD and Judd Apatow are joining forces to produce a new, and solely for Netflix, film. No news of a director for the project, regardless of  who signs on to helm the project, the script is in place having been written by Reubens and Paul Rust.


If you don’t think you can wait for a new film to be made and are dying for a Pee-wee fix now, Netflix was hoping you would feel that way and are offering ‘Pee-wee’s Big Adventure‘, ‘Big Top Pee-wee‘ and ‘The Pee-wee Herman Show‘ and the newly added ‘Pee Wee’s Playhouse: Vol. 1 and Vol. 2. This is pure brilliance in ingenuity on Netflix’s part. This week begins Christmas break for school-kids everywhere. Family and friends are migrating to one another’s homes for no other reason than that they have fallen out of the same vagina. So while you’re getting snockered because the kids in the house are doing what sounds like attempting to shave a cat, put on some classic Pee-wee’s Playhouse and turn those little absorbent sponges into the most annoying children in the world, just in time to send them home with their parents. There’s a Merry Christmas for ya.




By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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