Hi, Bryan Here….


Nic Cage’s next film will be called ‘Tokarev‘, which is a new action-thriller about a formal criminal trying to find whoever kidnapped his daughter. Sounds familiar, right? I always wondered what the two ‘Taken‘ films would have been like if Nic Cage would have been in them. I’d tell you one thing, they’d be a hell of a lot more fun.

The flick will be directed by Paco Cabezas who is known for ‘Neon Flesh‘ and ‘The Appeared‘. We here this will be his first movie in the USA. The official synopsis reads: A reformed criminal comes home to find that his daughter has been kidnapped by the Russian mob. He rounds up his old crew and seeks his own brand of justice.

I mean, it doesn’t get any more Nic Cagey than this, does it? I for one can’t wait.


By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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