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So we all know the story of Tarzan. The great thing about this version is we’re not starting the story from birth, we catch up with the man, formerly known as Tarzan, years after he’s left the jungles of Africa behind for a gentrified life in London as John Clayton III, Lord Greystoke  (Alexander Skarsgard)with his beloved wife, Jane Porter (Margot Robbie) at his side in this David Yates (‘Harry Potter’ franchise)  feature.


Now, he has been invited back to the Congo to serve as a trade emissary of Parliament, unaware that he is a pawn in a deadly convergence of greed and revenge, masterminded by the corrupt Belgian Captain Rom (Christoph Waltz).

For my money, Skarsgard is the reason nudity exists and I am more than eager to see him in all his naked glory on the big screen. Seriously though, even if he wasn’t naked, I’d still want to see this. It will be a tentpole of the summer movie season when it releases July 1, 2016.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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