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Film Review: ‘Getaway’!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Aug 30th, 2013

Hi, Bryan Here….

 

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I expected something terrible from director Courtney Solomon (‘Dungeons & Dragons’), but nothing this bad. ‘Getaway’ doesn’t make the least bit of sense during its 90-minute runtime. You’d think that fast cars crashing into each other and destroying everything in their path would garner some thrills. Sadly, I was left bored beyond belief and laughing at this poor excuse for a movie.

 

CLICK HERE FOR MY FULL REVIEW OF ‘GETAWAY’!!!

CLICK HERE FOR MY FULL REVIEW OF ‘GETAWAY’!!!

CLICK HERE FOR MY FULL REVIEW OF ‘GETAWAY’!!!

 

 

If you enjoy watching close-ups of Jon Voight’s mouth eating and drinking for 90 minutes, you might enjoy this ride. Otherwise, this film crashes and burns quickly.

 

-Bryan Kluger

 

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