Hi, Bryan Here….

Sylvester Stallone has taken to his Facebook page to announce the arrival of Nic Cage for the 3rd film in the ‘Expendables’ franchise.  Not only that, but Stallone and his producers are reaching out to Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes, and Mickey Rourke again.  Okay folks, this is getting a little out of hand.  Out of all these guys, why haven’t yo reached out to the best one yet? Bruce “man-god” Campbell.


Stallone’s Facebook post: We are preparing the film with the same passion and commitment as the previous two. We have confirmed Nicolas Cage, a master actor who gives a veneer intellectual group. Hopefully we can realize to Harrison Ford, Wesley Snipes and Mickey Rourke. That is the great mission of the producer. We will continue with the same narrative scheme, the agility and the frenzy, which are inherent to the saga. What will definitely be the last? I can not guarantee. In principle it would be two deliveries, but the affection of the people encouraged us to work on a third. I guess as long as we amused ourselves by offering fun and people, we can continue playing ‘The Expendables’. For now we are not as expendable as it should and as some critics want.


There is no script or director yet, however I bet Stallone plans to help write.  But let me just say this….Nic Cage is definitely starring in an Expendables movie so you can expect some of the best meltdowns ever recorded on film.  And let us all always bet on black.


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By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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