The Bishop Charlotte Reporting….

Lana and Andrew Wachowski are diving back into the science fiction genre.



…okay, so Speed Racer was awful. But then, we know to expect great things from the brother team that brought us The Matrix. We were just surprised, and it won’t happen again. I’m confident that they have another masterpiece in them.

Especially since Jupiter Ascending, unlike Racer, is an original story by the brothers. So was The Matrix, and we all know how that turned out. Plot details for Jupiter are carefully guarded, which of course sucks, but we will keep an eye on the boys and get back to you. Everyone will be watching the stars on this one.

Currently, the Wachowskis are directing interconnecting segments with other directors in the ensemble film Cloud Atlas, starring Hugh Grant, Tom Hanks, and Jim Sturgess.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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