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Nerds everywhere, prepare to be absolutely outraged!! Nerd 101 teaches us that ‘Star Wars‘ and ‘Star Trek‘ are two entirely separate factions that should never, never EVER be combined. The two are like ‘Ghostbusters‘ proton streams. What can we never do with proton streams? That’s right….cross them.  What we all feared has actually made it’s way into the script. JJ Abrams, with Disney, has announced today, there will be a small cameo in the upcoming ‘Star Wars Episode VII‘ that will feature Spock. I can’t believe the lunacy of this one either.  I’m really stunned. I even checked this for an April Fools Day joke and it seems it’s 100% legit.

 

 

In the small press release we were given, it appears that at one point when the only remaining Jedi, Luke Skywalker, is traveling alone, he comes upon a hooded figure. Luke is thrown by the shape of his ears knowing he has never seen this race before. We know that he will leave him with some words that may seal Luke’s fate, “The good of the many, outweighs the good of the few”. I haven’t read any of the Star Wars books, but this doesn’t bode well for Luke’s future! Congratulations, your world is not so screwed up this is actually happening, Happy April Fools Day!

 

 

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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