In the diestive tracks of horror podcasts, where every third microphone appears to be broadcasting from a basement illuminated by Halloween lights and unresolved childhood fears, there exists the delightfully unhinged institution known as My Bloody Podcast. It occupies that rare cultural space between a graduate seminar on horror cinema and three friends arguing in a video store that no longer exists.
There are movies people revisit because they reveal something new with age. There’s The Godfather. There’s Casablanca. Of course, there is There Will Be Blood. And then there’s The Human Centipede.
This week on Episode #194 of My Bloody Podcast, Bryan Kluger and Preston Barta finally descend into the cinematic sewer that is Tom Six’s notorious 2009 cult shocker. For Bryan, this isn’t merely another movie. It’s practically a lifestyle. He’s seen The Human Centipede more times than he’s celebrated his own birthday, which is either a testament to commitment or a cry for help that somehow became a personality trait. Somewhere between cinephile and Stockholm syndrome, Bryan has developed a genuine affection for this grotesque little oddity.
Preston, on the other hand, has spent years treating the film the way sensible people treat expired gas station sushi. He treated it with polite but unwavering avoidance. He had successfully dodged it through countless horror marathons, internet memes, and horrified recommendations from mostly Bryan until, at long last, duty called. Journalism, after all, occasionally demands sacrifice.
What unfolds is a surprisingly thoughtful and consistently ridiculous conversation about why this movie became a cultural punchline, whether it’s secretly smarter than its reputation suggests, and how a film built around one impossibly disgusting premise somehow embedded itself into the pop-culture bloodstream. There are debates about shock value, horror as performance art, and the peculiar genius and madness of Tom Six. There is laughter. There is disbelief. And there are moments where Preston questions not only the film, but Bryan’s entire moral compass.
Against all odds, The Human Centipede proves to be fertile ground for one of the funniest conversations the two have ever had. Because sometimes the worst ideas make for the best discussions, and occasionally, cinema’s most infamous caboose ends up leading the train.
You can find My Bloody Podcast wherever podcasts lurk. It’s a reminder that great horror can be transcendent, bad horror can be fascinating, and arguing about both is often more entertaining than the movie itself.
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WRITTEN BY: BRYAN KLUGER
Bryan Kluger is an entertainment critic, writer, and podcast host with a deep love for film, horror, and pop culture. His work has appeared in outlets such as Arts+Culture Magazine, High-Def Digest, Screen Rant, The Huffington Post, The Drudge Report, Fark, and Boomstick Comics. He hosts My Bloody Podcast and Fear and Loathing in Cinema Podcast, along with a weekly radio show, where he brings sharp insight, humor, and an unabashed passion for movies to every conversation.
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