Michelle Rodriguez is starring in a remake of Citizen Kane.  I  do not know if this is real or fake.  But I am intrigued.  “What would you xanadu?”


“The official plot synopsis is: Citizen Jane stars Michelle Rodriguez as Charlotte Foster Jane, a lethal assassin hell bent on avenging the murder of her parents in this guns blazing, action packed retelling of Orson Welles 1941 classic, Citizen Kane.”

“She will do anything for her Rosebud…”


Why have I not heard about this?  Does this have the potential to kick ass?  YES it does.


Click HERE for the teaser trailer.


By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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