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Every time I watch that scene, my entire body folds in on itself like a cheap deck chair. Shoulders to ears. Knees to chest. Eyes
September 10, 2025
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Every time I watch that scene, my entire body folds in on itself like a cheap deck chair. Shoulders to ears. Knees to chest. Eyes
Welcome back to FEAR AND LOATHING IN CINEMA. It’s Episode 58, and we enjoy riding joyfully with the 2000 film GONE IN 60 SECONDS. Follow
Homer J. Simpson is a one-of-a-kind creation. He’s a legend not because he is perfect, but because he is loudly, messily, and unapologetically so…human.
My Bloody Podcast returns in 2026 the way any sensible, well-adjusted cultural institution should. It’s by diving headfirst into a movie about a man whose
Another astonishing element is what makes Marty Supreme not just a Safdie panic-odyssey but an emotionally resonant one. It’s how earnestly it adopts the bones
I’m speaking, of course, of the holiest of comedic relics, the “I’m surrounded by assholes” scene in Spaceballs. It’s today’s Favorite Scene of the Day,
Primate is not subtle, and it doesn’t pretend to be. It’s a B-movie in spirit and an A-movie in execution, gleefully splattering the screen with
Which brings us to their second feature, Bring Her Back, a film that asks the ultimate question of grief: “How far would you go to
But the reason the scene endures is because it’s us. It’s every dumb, joyful car ride we’ve ever had, every off-key duet we’ve ever screamed
The result? The funniest film since “Netflix and chill” was still edgy. Perhaps it’s time to update the phrase: The Naked Gun and fuck. Because
It was a hot and emotionally unstable weekend in Arlington, Texas; the kind of weekend where the sun cooks your retinas while thunderclouds loiter ominously,
In Texas, July is less a month and more a state of suffering. The sun doesn’t shine so much as it slow-roasts, hovering over the
The film’s emotional core, though, is a quiet scene in Kansas. Just a conversation between a son and his parents (Pruitt Taylor Vince and Neva
So of course, Hollywood did what Hollywood does best: upgraded the software, doubled the runtime, and deleted the subtlety. Enter M3GAN 2.0, the cinematic equivalent
In the end, Boyle hasn’t mellowed with age. He’s just become sharper, meaner, and more deliberate. He doesn’t just want to scare you; he wants
There are worse ways to spend two hours; but most of them involve jury duty, amateur dental surgery, or watching this film again. In the
Kill Tony is not just a stage; it’s a crucible. It finds voices others miss. It gives a mic to the overlooked. It celebrates the
Either Night Swim would be a new horror gimmick that scared audiences worldwide or a lesson in the backstroke maneuver. This was not the case
Skip This Movie unless a Skittles commercial is something you really want to sit two hours through. It’s universally known that the films inside the
It’s strange to release a summery feel-good romantic comedy a few days before Halloween. When chainsaws are flying and masked killers are wreaking havoc, sometimes
“Moxie is an enjoyable and important movie.” The super-star of Pawnee, Indiana – Amy Poehler, is playing triple duty on her new film Moxie,
“Willy’s Wonderland is on par to be that next hit cult film.” A brand new horror-comedy is here that fits the killer-animatronic category perfectly
“Holidate is a big winner in the romantic comedy genre.” As the 2020 holiday season draws near, a slew of holiday-centric films is being
“Deaf U Season 1 is a stunning and important look into the modern dating world of student life while at the same time providing some
“Coffee and Kareem” fails to deliver on laughs and fun.” Burt Reynolds in Cop and a Half must have made quite the impression on
The Fast & Furious movies, or as the studio now wants us to call it: The Fast Saga, has been a rocket ship to
“The Irishman is a perfect storm of Scorsese mafia films over the years, culminating in what seems like his final act in the genre.” The
“Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is a painful and sloppy movie that I couldn’t wait until it ended.” Those horror stories we used
“Hellboy (2019) is a waste of time, money, and talent on every level.” Hellboy has long been a favorite of mine since I first
Anytime I see a movie about space the technology seems effortless. Even in space disaster movies, the main character is one button or airlock away
