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by Gumbercules9000 on Dec 12th, 2017

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Movie Quotes

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Now choke yourself.
Pvt. Pyle:
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
[choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit, I can't hear you!
Pvt. Pyle:
[louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Pvt. Pyle:
SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
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