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Movie Quotes

Claude:
It's like zee story of zee heeppo.
Reuben Feffer:
I'm not familiar with that story.
Claude:
Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis, Luban?
Reuben Feffer:
[long pause] I'm gonna kill you!
Along Came Polly (2004) The Movie Quotes