Hi everyone, Bryan here…


The SyFy network recently aired a film called ‘The Crooked Man‘ last Halloween that starred Spawn and Black Dynamite himself Michael Jai White. This is a horror film based on the kid’s nursery rhyme. The Crooked Man recently showed up in ‘The Conjuring 2‘, and there was talk about a spinoff movie. This was not that movie. Now, I haven’t seen this yet, but I’ve only heard how bad it is.

I mean besides ‘Battlestar Galactica‘, what does SyFy give us thats quality? Either way, Michael Jai White is a true badass, and I’ll see anything with him in it, even this horror film. ‘The Crooked Man‘ comes to DVD and Digital HD on Valentines Day – HOORAY! I don’t see anything about a Blu-ray or any bonus features, and with a suggested retail price of $20, or even its current Amazon Price of $13,  I’m just gonna go ahead and say Skip This, until it releases on Netflix for free, or they come with a big badass special edition.



No soul is safe when the chilling horror film The Crooked Man arrives on DVD, Digital HD and On Demand February 14 from Lionsgate. As a young girl, Olivia (Angelique Rivera) recited a haunting rhyme at a slumber party, which summoned the demonic figure known as the Crooked Man. Years later, she must team up with a reclusive mastermind (Michael Jai White) to defeat the demon before they die by his hands. 



Michael Jai White                   The Dark Knight, Spawn, Blood and Bone

Angelique Rivera                     TV’s “American Crime,” Drink Slay Love

Cameron Jebo                         TV’s “Austin & Ally” and “NCIS”

Dina Meyer                              Starship Troopers, Saw, TV’s “90210”


By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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