Hi Bryan Here….

Not even 7 months ago, did Apple release their new OS ‘Lion’.  Now we are getting yet another OS from Apple called ‘Mountain Lion’.  I guess they are doing to Lion what they did with Leopard and Snow Leopard.  “The release will bring over 100 new features, including a number of those familiar to iOS users such as Messages, Notes, Reminders, Game Center, Notification Center, Twitter integration, and AirPlay Mirroring. The first developer preview is available to registered developers today, with a public launch through the Mac App Store scheduled for late this summer.”


SLOW THE FUCK DOWN APPLE!   You’re releasing too much stuff with very little upgrades or improvements.  I’m getting tired of it.  I also want to complain to you Apple, in that I have to purchase each OS software to get to the new one.  This is UNSATISFACTORY.  I was going to purchase Lion a while back to upgrade from my Leopard OS, only to be told be your employees and their “infinite wisdom” (sarcasm to the highest degree), that I couldn’t upgrade unless I ordered via mail Snow Leopard for $30 bucks, wait a few days for it to arrive, install it, then pay another $30 dollars to download Lion.  Apple, I say this with love and compassion, you are becoming an annoying and terrible company.  You need to fix it.  I have several suggestions which I won’t go into right now.  I’ll save that for a later date.  Maybe your upcoming event.


But, please come back to the old Apple I used to enjoy.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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