Hi Bryan Here….

“Jonah Hill takes the kids he’s being paid to babysit on an adventure while trying to score drugs for his girlfriend in this comedy from director David Gordon.”  This looks like a re-telling of the 80’s classic ‘Adventures in Babysitting’.  But a hardcore rated ‘R’ film.  This is the very vulgar red band trailer.

Sparky Shagwell’s Snap Judgement:

Eek.. Johan Hill is too scary to look at since he lost weight. I don’t like him much and I am bored by his movies. He looks like a teenage Pugsley….Call me a prude, but I never want the image of him going down on anyone in my head… ever.. again. I love the little girl, I want her to cause him lots of pain. I am pretty sure this is going to ruin Adventures in Babysitting for me, so I will not watch this disaster nor will I let my friends.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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