Hi Bryan Here…..

We have done some coverage on this 100th version of ‘Three Musketeers’.  I have to say this one does look fairly decent.  I have just never been that big of a fan of the trio.  Don’t know why.  It always put me to sleep.  I know a lot of you love it, but I hope you enjoy the new trailer.  “The hot-headed young D’Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war.”  The film opens up in October of this year.

Sparky Shagwell’s Snap Judgement:

I was set to hate this. No one is a better Porthos than Oliver Platt, no one. Deal with it. But, this trailer had me almost ready to jump on board. That is, until the Matrix-style sliding princess evading canon fire down the royal hallway appeared. Ugh… really? I hate you Matrix. Take back your stylistic weaponry dodging. You are ruining history.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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