Are you an Aqua teen Hunger Force fan? Have you amassed a small fortune from inventing magical swords created from fallen meteorites you have acquired?

Need something to spend that hard earned money on?

Well you are in luck today.

How about your very own Meatwad Hot Air Ballon from aqua Teen Hunger Force?

This purchase will earn you one fully customized hot-air balloon, custom-made by HEAD Balloons, with Meatwad envelope (that’s the balloon part) and basket, and includes a piloted, one-hour ride anywhere in the continental United States. After that, it’s all yours to keep.

– Includes one fully customized hot-air balloon with Meatwad envelope and basket

-Measures approximately 90,000 cubic feet in size

-Purchase also includes a piloted, one-hour ride anywhere in the continental U.S.

-Consumer keeps balloon after the initial ride

-Purchase is non-refundable, includes shipping (approx. 10 weeks shipping time)

This all for the very low price of $70,000 dollars.

Thanks for the tip, Crescent_Fresh, who I know has already sold his collection of Lionel Richie memorabilia to save up and buy this.  Kudos sir.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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