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Feb/2012
TEXAS THEATRE’S TUESDAY NIGHT TRASH PRESENTS ‘She Devil On Wheels’!!!
by Gumbercules9000 on Sep 6th, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
The Texas Theatre welcomes you to a new series based on those late night movies that are too terribly great to turn off! Lost gems – weird downloads… all kinds of stuff that someone needs on a TUESDAY to forget about MONDAY and get through to HUMPDAY! Did we mention that this is FREE FREE FREE!!! Show starts at 9:00PM!!
Director Rob Cohen to Make ’1950′, Korea’s Biggest Budget Film EVER!!!
by Gumbercules9000 on Jul 29th, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
Press Release:
July 28, 2011 – Los Angeles – CJ E&M Pictures and Grapevine Entertainment have attached Rob Cohen (The Fast and the Furious) to direct 1950, the largest budgeted project ever undertaken by the Korean film industry, at $100m. Production is expected to begin in May 2012 with a planned release date of spring 2013. An untold story of courage and endurance during the Korean War, 1950 is an epic adventure, based on the Pulitzer Prize-winning dispatches from the front line by legendary New York Herald Tribune correspondent Marguerite Higgins.
Bryan Takes A Trip To The Zoo With A ‘Zookeeper’!!! (A Review)
by Gumbercules9000 on Jul 8th, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
I can only describe my viewing of this film as 104 minutes of nails on a chalkboard. It was painfully bad. It’s not necessarily the actors, but rather the entire script, story, and voice acting. This film has the lowest brow of humor and will probably mostly be enjoyed by five year olds. The film reminds me of Dr. Dolittle and Night of the Museum in that the exhibits talk and are alive, and humans can hear the animals speak English. A disaster on all levels.
Mark Wahlberg and Jonah Hill Team Up For Buddy Action Cop Flick!!!
by Gumbercules9000 on Jul 8th, 2011Hi Bryan Here…
Tango and Cash. Murtaugh and Riggs. Turner and Hooch. Carter and Lee. And now we will have Jonah Hill and Mark Wahlberg teaming up to add to this ever growing list of Buddy Action Cop Films. The movie will be called ‘Good Time Gang’ and “follows two party-happy mercenaries who decide to take on a more serious case involving a terrorist, only to find their mission complicated when they discover one of them is related to the target.”
**UPDATE** All-You-Can-Watch MoviePass Brings Netflix Model to Theaters!!! **UPDATE** To Good To Be True!!
by Gumbercules9000 on Jun 28th, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
If this works, this could be the future of cinemas. Movie Pass which is in the beta stage will allow an individual see an unlimited amount of movies in a theater for $50.00 a month by using their smartphones as tickets. Using the application on the phone will allow the subscriber to search for films and theaters, select times, and check in with the designated theater of their choice and go straight to the ticket taker. Pretty cool huh??
Lionsgate Comes In To Help Distribute Kevin Smith’s ‘Red State’!!!
by Gumbercules9000 on Jun 28th, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
Production company Lionsgate has teamed with Kevin Smith and his SModcast pictures company to help distribute his latest and greatest thriller picture, ‘Red State’. If you remember from Sundance this past year in a what turned out to be joke auction for his film, Kevin Smith paid himself $20 dollars for the theatrical distribution rights for his ‘Red State’.
Bryan Visits ‘Judy Moody and Her Not So Bummer Summer’!!!(A Review)
by Gumbercules9000 on Jun 10th, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
So yes. I chose to screen this movie. Before I walked in, I expected an absolute 91 minute eye gouging debacle. But to my surprise, it really wasn’t all that terrible. I mean don’t get my wrong. I do not ever want to see this again, but kids everywhere are going to love this movie. And it won’t be a bore to the parents either. ’Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer’ works for kids. They will enjoy it.
Bryan Gets a ‘Hangover’ A Second Time!!!! (Hangover 2 Review)
by Gumbercules9000 on Jun 6th, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
The sequel to the hit comedy ‘The Hangover’ is out in all theaters and is definitely funny, but with a price. I know most of you have seen the sequel already and yes I am late getting this review out, but I have had tons of things going on. But alas, the review is here. First thing to know about ‘The Hangover Part II’ is that you will most definitely laugh wildly all the way through the film. The second thing you need to know about ‘The Hangover Part II’ is that it is the exact same film as the first ‘Hangover’ movie to a tee, except it takes place in Thailand rather than Vegas.
FedMex Gets Accepted Into ‘X-Men: First Class’!!! (A Review)
by Gumbercules9000 on Jun 3rd, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
I still haven’t had a chance to see this yet, but I have been hearing great things. It really seems like they did this X-Men film right. If only they got director Matthew Vaughn to direct ‘X3′. But so far, people are saying this is right at the top with the best superhero films out there and one of the most satisfying films of the year. Can’t wait to see it. Enjoy FedMex’s review below.
Bryan Is In Awe Of Everything That Is Terrence Malick’s ‘Tree of Life’!!! (A Review)
by Gumbercules9000 on Jun 3rd, 2011Hi Bryan Here….
Ever since I watched the first trailer for Terrence Malick’s ‘Tree of Life’, I often thought about how the film could reach people emotionally and show people how beautiful everything is. Not to mention, how it would affect how people could and would perceive what is possible with cinema today. Also, as I was watching the film and after I viewed the film, I couldn’t help but bring my own personal emotions, history, and experiences to the film. I have a feeling that a lot of people will do the very same. To put it simply, Terrence Malick’s ‘Tree of Life’ is the most impressive and magnificent visual portrait of history and life ever put on film. I wish I could buy the world a ticket to see this film.










Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Offically Back In The Film Business!!!