Dec/2017

Hey guys, Jana here,

 

The Avengers are back and they’ve brought a few friends. The next installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe¬† packs the star-power in like gunpowder to a bomb making it ready to ignite a powder keg of awesome to kick off the summer. The usual suspects have all returned, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey, Jr., and Jeremy Renner. But there is room for more awesome, and we get it with the addition of Karen Gillan, Chris Pratt, Pom Klementieff, and Zoe Saldana from ‘Guardians of the Galaxy‘, Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Tom Holland’s Peter Parker and far too many to mention to round out one kick-ass movie, or at least that’s what the trailer leads us to expect. We can’t forget to mention that Josh Brolin’s Thanos is back and will stop at nothing to get what he wants, the Infinity Stones.

As the Avengers and their allies have continued to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero to handle, a new danger has emerged from the cosmic shadows: Thanos. A despot of intergalactic infamy, his goal is to collect all six Infinity Stones, artifacts of unimaginable power, and use them to inflict his twisted will on all of reality. Everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment – the fate of Earth and existence itself has never been more uncertain.

This trailer shows just enough to get you excited, then it stops, like all good teasers do, it’s more than piqued my curiosity. It would be like watching a stripper just get ready to slide that thong down, then stop. Either way I’m left with a boner for more of what’s turning me on, be it The Avengers or a half-naked chick. There are many ways you can describe this trailer but my favorite so far “I want it to have my babies!” You can’t get any better than that, folks. While I can’t guarantee the next time I’ll see a half-naked chick, I can guarantee when I’ll see ‘Avengers: Infinity War‘, and that’s May 4, 2018.

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