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Live Commentary on the 2015 Golden Globes!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Jan 11th, 2015

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Thank you to everyone for joining us tonight! We had a great time and will be back for more!

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Another bad North Korea insertion to end the night.

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It has to be the fact that it took 12 years to film. I wouldn’t have called it the best pic of the night, but that’s probably why I only write snarky banter about pictures instead of making them.

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Best Motion Picture, Drama Golden Globe goes to ‘Boyhood’from Richard Linklater!

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Meryl Streep hits the stage to announce Best film!!!

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While this dress is the “Check out my honks”.

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I call this dress the “Imagine me in a body-cast or as a mummy”

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The gusseted look of the dress makes her totally look like a brunette Heidi. #AccidentalBraids

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Redmayne glowed in ‘Hick’ with Chloe Grace Moertz. Very different part for him, but it was a good watch.

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Best Actor for Drama Motion Picture Globe goes to Eddie Redmayne!!!

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Gwyneth Paltrow wears a consciously hideous dress to announce actor for best motion picture drama

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Favorite Julianne Moore appearance was with David Duchovny in ‘Evolution’!!! It was a ridiculous romp that gave me some of my favorite movie lines. It’s also the reason I say “Ka-Kaw, Ka-Kaw Tookie Tookie!” When I am near a mic.

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Julianne Moore is totally sexy, but she has one of the ugliest cry-faces! It’s not Kim kardashian ugly, but it’s not a good one either.

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The Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Drama goes to Julianne Moore!!!

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Film’s favorite rambling man matthew McConaughey presenting Actress in a Motion Picture Drama Globe

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Rosamund Pike looks like she’s going swimming after the show.

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I’m just so Happy for Grand Budapest Hotel! Such an awesome movie!

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Laura Prepon sports the Morticia Addams look far too well. That dress should just be draped over a coffin

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Someone in the back knows pics are being taken and either purposely or unironically chooses to get her 15 minutes of fame.

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The cast is hilarious, especially Bill Murray!!

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Wes Anderson is sporting a red checked shirt under a tux. Clearly he was taken from the farm directly to the event!

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And the Golden Globe goes to ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ for Best Motion Picture for Comedy or Musical!!!! YES!

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Robert Downey, Jr. presenting for Best Motion Picture for Comedy or Musical

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Steve Carrell proved to everyone the amazement of his acting abilities in ‘Foxcatcher’.

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What is it with spray-tans tonight? #OrangeIsNotTheNewTan

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Channing Tatum, now known forever-more as Gambit, looks amazing.

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Keira Knightley looks awesome, but kind of seems to be channeling a pirate.

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Kate Hudson’s dress looks like a fish with gills. You won’t be able to see anything else now.

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While Claire Danes did her best to impersonate grandma’s afghan!

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Lupita Nyong’o was timeless as always.

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Tina Fey started out the night with her rendition of a lamp shade!

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I’m really surprised by how little buzz is out about ‘Gone Girl’.

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Thanks to Oprah I now know how to pronounce the name David Oyelowo.

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Keaton brings the waterworks with calling his son his best friend, I had some pain juice leaking too from it.

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I just realized Keaton was the voice of Trip Larson from an episode of ‘King of the Hill’I can see that

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If you’d have told me when I saw Keaton drying a baby’s butt with an air-dryer that he’d be such a well-rounded and brilliant actor, I’d have called you a liar.

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‘Best Actor for Comedy Or Musical Film Goes To Michael Keaton for ‘Birdman’!!

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Sienna Miller decided to show off her belly button tonight!

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There is such a vast amount of talent in that place tonight. When I see that I wonder what the web of sexual activity would look like. I bet that web is almost opaque!

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Joaquin Phoenix is impersonating a clean-cut actor tonight! Best role ever!!!

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Wilson was one of the bright spots in ‘The Lone Ranger’.

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Anyone else catch the irony of a married acting couple presenting an award to ‘The Affair’?

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The Globe for Actress from TV series goes to Ruth Wilson from ‘The Affair’!!

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Chris Pratt and Anna Faris presenting actress from TV series drama

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Linklater did ‘Dazed and Confused’ but no one talks about that one!

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Golden Globe for Director Motion Picture goes to Richard Linklater!

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Harrison Ford brings the grouchy old man bit to the stage for director announcement.

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‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ was remarkable! Definitely my kind of movie!

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Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn both look like they have been given tranquilizers before they came on stage tonight.

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http://boomstickcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/GoldenGlobes_3135522c.jpg who’s going to win?!

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#JeSuisCharlie

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He’s actually gushingly in love, where is a couch for this man to jump on?!

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Clooney brought up Lauren Bacall and Robin Williams – Stay classy, sir.

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Only George can call 80% of Hollywood “losers” and be loved for it.

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And now Everyone will be wearing white gloves to formal events.

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ahh ‘The Descendants’ was brilliant!

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It’s official, Clooney is responsible for at least 90% of the colds that passed through Hollywood.

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Excellent spot for ‘South Park’!!!

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The high points of Clooney’s career is great, but where are the clips from ‘Roseanne’, ‘The Facts of Life’, or ‘The Golden Girls’?

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I’m a FOG – it’s just not George Clooney.

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That was a brilliant ‘The Monuments Men’ joke!

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Julianna Marguiles and Don Cheadle are presenting the Cecil B. Demille award to George Clooney.

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Spacey gave one of the most fantastic acceptance speeches ever.

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http://boomstickcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/BeFunky_sexy.jpg.jpg Who was sexier tonight?

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My favorite Kevin Spacey moment is from ‘Se7en’ as John Doe, he was fantastically horrible!

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Kevin Spacey plays such a great dickhead!

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Best Actor in TV Series or Drama Globe goes to Kevin Spacey for ‘House of Cards’!!!

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Katherine Heigl appearing on TV, where are the protests!!!

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Catherine Zeta Jones looks like a woman that could give you cancer.

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The Globe for TV Series, Drama goes to ‘The Affair’!!!

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Paul Rudd and Adam Levine Look So friggin hot!!

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That was my favorite segment so far – The total lack of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler was brilliant!!!

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Jessica Lange looks like she is not amused one bit by the fact that she didn’t win.

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Golden Globe for Best actress in a Mini-series or TV movie goes to Maggie Gyllenhaal!

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Kate Beckinsale and Adrien Brody take the stage looking absolutely gorgeous! Damn!

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Golden Globe for best Foreign language film goes to ‘Leviathan’!!

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Colin Farrell is rocking the porn-stache. Although it looks a little like ‘Batman’.

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The North Korea jokes alone are reason enough to be excited for Poehler and Fey’s exit from hosting

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No Adele Dazeem moments tonight, so far. I’m so disappointed.

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I said this before, but the second the stage goes quiet, that theater is like an elementary school class when the teacher steps out.

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‘Grace and Frankie’ should be full of cougar-references, pot-smoking and old age jokes

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When I see Tambor on the screen, I expect to hear news that Hellboy has messed up again.

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Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical Golden Globe goes to Jeffrey Tambor! #Transparent is cleaning up!

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This was almost painful watching them together.

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Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are on stage – Where is Dolly parton?!

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Jack Black was absolutely fantastic in ‘Bernie’! I.t was a total sleeper of a movie, but so worth searching out, I think it’s on Netflix still

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Jack Black to the stage looking respectable!

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Where is the cut-off music?!

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That was a weird bro-hug-or-kiss moment.

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Golden Globe for Best Screenplay from a Motion Picture goes to ‘Birdman’!!!

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They have officially trashed several of my favorite movies and they weren’t even funny about it. Not cool, carrot, not cool.

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The Golden Globes have “Officially” become a ‘SNL’ reunion show. A BAD reunion show.

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Kristen Wiig wins the Globe for Best Carrot Impersonation!!!

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The Interview Jokes have turned to a bad North Korea joke, this is ok but ‘The Interview’ got pulled? Really?

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I propose a game change! Six Degrees of Freddy Krueger!

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As they should. “This is Prime Time, Bitch.”

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All things really go back to Freddy Krueger don’t they?

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Patricia Arquette is AWESOME. In the beginning she loved Freddy Krueger.

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I would have been so happy had Meryl won this one, but I’m a little in love with her.

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Globe for Supporting Actress in a motion picture goes to Patricia Arquette!!!

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Me neither.

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I can’t wait to see Jared leto’s Joker in ‘Suicide Squad’!!!

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By the way, see Hayek in ‘Everly’ in February.

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Golden Globe for animated Feature Film Goes To ‘How To Train Your Dragon 2’!!!

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Hayek is sporting some awesome looking “globes” on her own J.Lo look out!

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Kevin Hart and Salma Hayek taking the stage in a white-trimmed black tux, apparently I’m slow on fashion trends.

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First time I saw Amy Adams was in a movie called ‘Drop Dead Gorgeous’. I highly recommend it.

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I love the love note to Kristoph Waltz in Adams’ acceptance speech, he just looks like he would be great to work with!

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Amy Adams is the master of the not quite funny statement. Thank you for cringe-worthy moments every year!

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Best Actress in a motion picture – comedy or musical – Golden Globe goes to Amy Adams for Tim Burton’s ‘Big Eyes’!!!

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Famous people are above the law – Most true statement of the night!

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Ricky Gervais proves he’s cool by taking his booze to the stage!

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Is Clive Owen wearing a velvet tux? Holy-crap!

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Best Supporting Actor in TV Movie or Mini-Series Globe goes to Matt Bomer for ‘The Normal Heart’

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Former Tom Cruise-hostage Katie Holmes and former funnyman Seth Myers take the stage #DontTrySoHardSeth

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Which Clooney role was worse? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, or Bat-Nipples?

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Which George Clooney look was worse?

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Forget Gayle – Give me more Stedman!

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I’m so over Oprah. Give me more Gayle!!!

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Prince didn’t even carry the cane in a pimp cane manner, what is he doing with his stage time tonight?! He’s just failing all over the place.

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Original song or motion picture Golden Globe goes to…’Selma’!!

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Epic fail for not beginning “Dearly beloved”.

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Prince takes the stage as a Baked Potato. Don’t look directly at the potato!!!

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I still prefer my Eddie Redmayne singing in ‘Les Miserables’.

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Globe for Best Original Score Goes To ‘The Theory of Everything’!!

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Bill Murray is timeless.

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A little less judgment? She’s trying to sell that line to that room?! #BallsOfSteel

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Melissa McCarthy hits the stage! She’s my spirit animal!!!

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Her suit was actually up against McConaughey in the most WTF are they wearing category.

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Even Bryan Cranston is thinking “what the hell is she wearing”?!

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What the hell kind of suit is that? It’s like my first attempt at quilting, if I was blind!

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Jeffrey Tambor is the perfect smartass for any occasion. He’s like a Hallmark card that way.

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‘Transparent’!!!

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Golden Globe for Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical goes to…

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When I hear the “Thank you” speeches start, I zone out waiting for the music to kick them off stage. I don’t know any of these people!

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And the Globe for Best Supporting Actress TV series comedy or musical goes to Gina Rodriguez for Jane the Virgin

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Carrie Washington and Heisenberg taking thee stage to present!

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Colin Firth vs. Benedict Cumberbatch? I have no clue who I would pick! Maybe they should have a baby, too?

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If Meryl stands, they all stand. Streep is the ultimate cool girl.

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Everyone loves Meryl Streep! Not so much for North Korea.

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Quieting down that theater after a commercial looks like a kindergarten teachers worst nightmare. #ActorsNeedNapsToo

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And look at her now, this is aging done right!

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Oh my gosh, I mean look at Mirren here!

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Helen Mirren is the kind of badass I wish I could be. If Mirren and Meryl Streep had a baby, I would see my stalking skills highly honed.

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Michael Keaton totally owns that he was a superhero, I mean we all know he is still ‘Batman’.

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Naomi Watts looks like Big Bird AFTER the Gastric Bypass surgery!

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Solid joke from Renner about J.Lo’s “globes”! Hawkeye is funny, yo!

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Best actor in a mini-series or TV movie Globe goes to Billy Bob Thornton for ‘Fargo’!

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‘Fargo’ from FX has one Best mini-series or TV Movie Golden Globe!

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True Detective should totally walk away with this one

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Jennifer Lopez and Jeremy Renner are on screen to announce best mini-series or TV movie

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Has anyone else actually read the ’50 Shades of Grey’ trilogy in hopes of finding good books and being tricked into reading some unimaginative mom-porn?

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Best Supporting Actress in TV Mini-Series Goes To Joanne Froggatt

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50 Shades of Gray actors taking the stage

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Simmons has played one of the greatest character actors, he is in the background of so many of my favorite movies

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Best Supporting Actor – J.K. Simmons!

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Best Supporting Actor starts off the night

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I don’t think Jennifer Aniston has ever had such a short dress front before. I’m a little sidetracked now.

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Oh Benedict, you sly, sexy devil at least they chose him to start off the night!

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But before that, he screwed girls very uncomfortable in the back of a Volkswagen.

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No Cosby joke will be as funny as his own after heckling a woman getting up to get a drink by saying “You have to be careful drinking around me, you know?”

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Ben Affleck was Daredevil and will be Batman.

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Gottfried/Busey 2016!

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I’m telling you, they need to hire Gilbert Gottfried and Gary Busey to interview people and host the Red Carpets

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And a Bill Cosby joke!

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At least they still fail at the Red Carpet year after year

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Meryl Streep could play Freddie Krueger and she would do it flawlessly!

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Gone Girl was one of my favorite films of this year, Ben Affleck was great!

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I’m just waiting for the announcement from Vivid to confirm that they were.

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Have they been in a porn yet?

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Anyone else just a little bit done with the whole Tina Fey and Amy Poehler thing?

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Hey guys, Jana here and I’m going to bring you my take on the Golden Globes!

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And Here We Go People!!!





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