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Jun/2013
AFD!!! Netflix Picks Up ‘Firefly’ for Two More Seasons!!!
by Gumbercules9000 on Apr 1st, 2012Hi, Bryan Here….
With the already high anticipation of Netflix doing a fourth season of ‘Arrested Development’, they have purchased the rights to Joss Whedon’s ‘Firefly’ and will exclusively air new episodes of ‘Firefly’ on Netflix. Production will start after Joss is done with his press tour for ‘The Avengers’. The entire cast and crew is back minus the characters who are no longer with us from the film ‘Serenity’. But Joss stated, “…do not fret, we have a couple of big names to add to the cast”. He didn’t go into detail.
Netflix said the new season will premiere early 2014 with an 18 episode order for the 2nd season and a 20 episode order for a third season that will be split into two parts. Joss said that the new season will take place two years after the events of the ‘Serenity’ film and find the crew on the verge of splitting up. It’s going to be great to see Mal and Jayne in action again. Browncoats UNITE!!
Again, if we were living in a perfect cosmos, this would actually happen, but it’s not going to. Happy April Fool’s Day!!
Anthony Bourdain Writing Comics?
April 1st, 2012 at 5:54 pm
I hope your children get cancer.
April 1st, 2012 at 6:54 pm
For this, you shall burn in a very special level of hell.
April 1st, 2012 at 7:16 pm
may the browncoats kick your ass you
April 1st, 2012 at 8:00 pm
you sir are a deplorable human being, this crossed a line. I hope Adam Baldwin hunts you down and goes all Jayne on you.
April 1st, 2012 at 9:02 pm
I won’t dedicate the rest of my life to hunting you down and punching you in the face. But I want to.
April 1st, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Bastards! Get our hopes up and then sell us out to the Alliance. My you cross paths with a hoard of Reavers!
April 1st, 2012 at 9:48 pm
I feel it’s most appropriate to quote Robert Quarles in last week’s “Justified” episode at this time — “What a dick!”
April 1st, 2012 at 10:20 pm
Bastard. For a brief moment there was hope in my life again. I had almost forgotten what that felt like. Damn it.
April 1st, 2012 at 10:25 pm
May you be forever eaten by wolves.
April 1st, 2012 at 11:52 pm
I hope you and everyone you know gets beaten beyond recognition, then after recovery, die from a combination of AIDS, cancer, gonorrhea, syphilis, crotch rot, and the fish that swims into your penis.
April 2nd, 2012 at 1:08 am
i loled way to troll the fangurlz
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:43 am
If I were in a room with you, Stalin and Hitler, and I had a gun with two bullets… I would shoot you twice.
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:03 am
I sincerely hope that a pack of aids infected rabid racoons work there way up your ass burrow into you and devour you rom the inside out
April 2nd, 2012 at 7:57 am
[insert death threat]
April 2nd, 2012 at 9:05 am
You guys are dicks.
April 2nd, 2012 at 9:34 am
It’s no wonder this walking cloud of rectal vapor didn’t use his real name. Hey. Asshat. You should seriously kill yourself.
April 2nd, 2012 at 11:12 am
Your girlfriend should break up with you.
April 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 am
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Though I knew this was an April Fool’s hoax going into it (Thanks Clay) you still make me sick to my eyes. You should be ass raped by a freight train.
April 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Luckily for me I heard about this in from a friend and was spared the surprice.
Although when I see this headline I painfully remember how this is one dream that can never be fulfilled.
I hope all of your friends resign their friendship with you.
April 2nd, 2012 at 7:53 pm
Fuck you it was not funny- had the worst day in recent memory and when I saw this today It actually made me happy
Pricks
April 3rd, 2012 at 12:19 am
I have to say the responses were a lot funnier than the original post…
April 3rd, 2012 at 6:44 am
I hope you choke to death on a giant black dick.
April 3rd, 2012 at 4:57 pm
Remember how they did the conditioning in _A Clockwork Orange_?
I hope that happens to you, but with episodes of _Cop Rock_, _Full House_ and _Family Matters_ dubbed in Mandarin with Esperanto subtitles.
April 3rd, 2012 at 6:45 pm
Man, there are a bunch of angry people here. I actually thought this was pretty funny. I mean, sure, I would love to see this happen, but c’mon, aids infected racoons? I don’t think racoons can even contract aids.
July 8th, 2012 at 3:54 pm
I linked this to the website of a Firefly LARP group. Thank you for the perfect gag.
July 8th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
AWESOME!
July 8th, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Froggenus – -Which Larp group?
August 25th, 2012 at 8:31 am
That’s just cruel.
Also, it’s spelled Jayne.
April 2nd, 2013 at 2:48 am
NOT FUNNY
April 3rd, 2013 at 2:36 am
Wow, just when i thought i could no longer be surprised by the depravity of mankind I happen across this and am rendered speechless…
…may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your groin.
April 18th, 2013 at 7:18 pm
by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
Shame on you. Just Shame!