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Warner Bros. Unveils the New Superman Logo!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 31st, 2012

Hi, Bryan Here….

 

Warner Bros. just unveiled the new logo for Zack Snyder’s Superman film, ‘Man of Steel’.  This was released on film’s facebook page a little bit ago.  Zack Snyder (300/Watchmen) will be directing of course with Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight) and David Goyer (Blade 3) are writing the revamped Superman story.

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Bryan’s Review of ‘Wrath of the Titans’!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 30th, 2012

Hi, Bryan Here….

I had the distinct displeasure of seeing ‘Wrath of the Titans’ this week.  This sequel to the remake of ‘The Clash of the Titans’ is a complete and utter sad disaster on every level of filmmaking.  I haven’t seen a film willingly destroy itself in every way in a long time.  I’m really not sure what the filmmakers and execs were going for with ‘Wrath of the Titans’, but if they wanted an all out jumbled mess of a film, then they succeeded.  As one of my friends who screened the film with me said, “I expect nothing from this film.”  Well, we got nothing from ‘Wrath of the Titans’.  The screen might have well been a blank screen for two hours, because then maybe my imagination could have projected something better than my eyes viewed.

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‘Human Centipede 3’ Might Be Delayed Indefinitely!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 30th, 2012

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With about six weeks left until shooting begins on the 3rd and final ‘Human Centipede’ film, things have come to a grinding halt.  We have reported that director Tom Six will have a 500 person centipede for his final act in the trilogy and had Dieter Laser (the original surgeon villain from the first film) to star in the third movie.  Now it seems that Dieter has pulled out of the film last minute and Tom Six and his company are not happy at all about it.

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Check Out the ‘Walking Dead’ Season 2 Blu-Ray Set!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 30th, 2012

Hi, Bryan Here….

McFarlane Toys has designed a limited edition blu-ray set for the second season of ‘Walking Dead’ and it looks really BADASS.  It resembles that zombie that attacked Andrea when she stuck a screwdriver through its eyesocket.  McFarlane is also amking action figures to be released later this year based on the comic series and tv show.

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Hi, Bryan Here….

We previously reported that Colin Farrell was in talks to play Lancelot in an upcoming project titled ‘Arthur and Lancelot’.  You can read that story HERE.  Things have fallen through and it looks like Colin Farrell will not be playing that role.  And we hear that scheduling is the reason for his passing on the project according to Deadline.

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Bryan’s ‘Mirror Mirror’ Review!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 29th, 2012

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I didn’t know what quite to expect from ‘Mirror Mirror’.  I have seen the trailers and have compared them to the other Snow White film coming out this year (Snow White and the Huntsman), and immediately knew that ‘Mirror Mirror’ was the sillier of the two.  Did I hate ‘Mirror Mirror’?  No.  Did I like ‘Mirror Mirror’? No.  ‘Mirror Mirror’ is a foolish yet whimsical film based on Disney’s classic, Snow White.  I have no doubt that ‘Mirror Mirror’ will be eaten up by kids under 12, but if your age is above that of a 6th grader, then you might find yourself angry that you bought a ticket.

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Hi, Bryan Here….

You read that right.  Universal Pictures is currently developing a sequel to the 1988 hit comedy ‘Twins’ that starred Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger.  The studio is going to call the sequel ‘Triplets’, where Arnold and Danny find out they have another twin brother according to HWR.  Enter Eddie Murphy.

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Charlie Kaufman is Writing A Novel!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 29th, 2012

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The mad genius that is Charlie Kaufman is finally writing a novel for Grand Central Publishing according to Deadline.  Kaufman wrote the screenplays for ‘Being John Malkovich’, ‘Apadtation’, ‘Eternal Sunshing of the Spotless Mind’, and ‘Confessions of a Dangerous Mind’ to name a few.  The novel is being kept secret of any story plot or characters so far, but hopefully within time, we will get  a glimpse of what is to come.

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Will Ferrell Will Return in ‘Anchorman 2’!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 28th, 2012

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By the great hammer of Thor!!!  ‘Anchorman 2’ is officially in the works.  Judd Apatow, Will Ferrell and Adam McKay will produce the film with McKay directing and writing the screenplay with Will.  All the cast members will be back including: Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, and David Koechner.  Not only did the sequel get greenlit today, but Ron Burgandy himself came onto Conan tonight and made the announcement himself while playing the flute.

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BRIDGE – Chapter Fifteen

by Justin Cline on Mar 28th, 2012

CHAPTER FIFTEEN

Peering into the empty elevator shaft, it was difficult not to at least imagine the prospect of tossing Rook’s body down into the darkness.  Despite the fact that the man’s fingers remained animated even after being severed from his body, Bridge was convinced that even they would cease to function once the killer plummetted fourteen stories. Read the rest of this entry »

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Bryan Reviews ‘Young Justice’ Season 1 Volume 2 DVD!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 27th, 2012

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From the vaults of DC Comics and Warner Bros. comes ‘Young Justice’, which is a part of the famous Justice League.  This release is the latter part of season 1 boasting four episodes in total.  The animation is really good and I think the younger generation will really take a liking to this new generations of super heroes.  All hail ‘Young Justice’.

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Hi, Bryan Here….

I’ve been getting all giddy for the fourth installment of the ‘American Pie’ series titled ‘American Reunion’.  Mostly because, it looks like they literally got everyone back from the original films to be in this fourth one.   We got quite a bit of new footage and of course its way more vulgar than the trailers we’ve seen before this.  This is going to be a lot of fun.  Enjoy.

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Hi, Bryan Here….

Here is the second trailer for Paramount’s ‘The Dictator’.  It runs over two and half minutes and stars Sacha Baron Cohen.  Sacha has given us instant cult classic characters such as Borat, Ali G, and Bruno.  I’m glad his ‘Dictator’ film will be more of a film rather than the usual mockumentary.  The film opens May 11th and looks to be hilarious.

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Paramount is trying to get the ‘Thor’ director to take over the troubled Jack Ryan series so they can finally put out another film.  This is happening because the original director Jack Bender (LOST) stepped down because none of the execs or creative team could come to terms on what type of film they want to make.  Chris Pine was set to take over as the star previously played by Harrison Ford and Ben Affleck according to Vulture.

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Justin Lin Attached to Direct ‘Lone Wolf and Cub’!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 27th, 2012

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The 1970’s Japanese manga comic book ‘Lone Wolf and Cub’ was picked up by Kamala Films earlier today with ‘Fast Five’ helmer Justin Lin set to driect.  David and Janet Peoples will write the script for the adaptation.  David and Janet wrote ’12 Monkeys’ and ‘Blade Runner’ to just name a couple of films.

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Hi, Bryan Here….

Here is a bit of some really cool artwork from talented artist/photographer Federico Chiesa.  What do you think your favorite Horror movie icons are doing nowadays in their golden years?  This set is truly classic.  I just hope Mr. Chiesa does a second run of these with Pinhead and the Cenobites, Chucky, Slimer, and maybe an aging Dr. Frank N Furter.  Amazing stuff here.

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Hi, Bryan Here….

We have been hearing about this ‘Total Recall’ remake for quite a while now.  Colin Farrell looks great in the role once made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger.  The full trailer should be released this weekend so stay tuned.  In the meantime…ENJOY.

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Brace Yourself!!! ‘Game of Thrones’ Sports Jerseys!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 27th, 2012

Hi, Bryan Here….

In anticipation for the 2nd season of ‘Game of Thrones’ on HBO, come and see what a sport jersey would look like for the kingdoms of Westeros.  I want to commission someone right now, (thinking of you NapkinArt) to make these insignias into shirts and jerseys.  I would wear them.  I would want to be team Winterfell.  Thanks to Vulture for the heads up.

 

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MGM Offers Iconic ‘Carrie’ Role to Chloe Moretz!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Mar 27th, 2012

Hi, Bryan Here….

It looks like actress Chloe Moretz (Kick-Ass/Hugo) will be taking on the iconic role of ‘Carrie’ in the remake by Kim Pierce.  The decision was made after a group of actresses sat down for a table read and Chloe did so well, they formally offered her the role today.  ‘Carrie’ is a remake of the Brian De Palma version based on the 1974 Stephen King novel of the same name.

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Hi, Bryan Here….

Universal will be releasing the Burt Reynolds and Sally Field action comedy, ‘Smokey and the Bandit on June 5th.  The film is 35 years old and follows Bandit (Burt Reynolds) who is a truck driver that has to deliver a shit load of beer over county lines within a day.  Bandit is is pursued by the iconic Buford T. Justice who is the sheriff and played by the amazing Jackie Gleason.

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