May/2012

‘Balls + Heart’!!! That’s All You Need To Know!!!

by Gumbercules9000 on Jul 15th, 2011

Hi Bryan Here….

Not sure what this is but man, it is insane.  Check out Stephen Reedy.  This trailer is madness!

Sparky Shagwell’s Snap Judgement:

I have no idea what is going on but my ADD brain LOVED all parts of this crazy trailer. All you need to know is this:

SLOW MOTION

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SHIT FALLING

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FEMALE HUMANS

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LENS FLARES

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OMFG

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Movie Quotes

Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
What's your sixth general order?
Pvt. Joker:
Sir, the private's sixth general order is to receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me... all orders - Sir, the private's sixth general order - Sir, the private has been instructed, but he does not know, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25.
Pvt. Joker:
Sir, aye-aye, sir!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman walks toward Pvt. Pyle; Pyle holds up his rifle]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
How many counts in that movement you just executed?
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, 4 counts, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
What's the idea of looking down in the chamber?
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, that is to guarantee that the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
What's your fifth general order?
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, the private's fifth general order is to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle?
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard. Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps.
Pvt. Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir!
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