Phil Collins told Rolling Stone that his latest album, “Going Back” may be his last.

Collins says he wants to quit music because he is tired of all the criticism.  This must be of the recent comment from The Oasis band member Noel Gallager in which he said, “You don’t have to be great to be successful. Look at Phil Collins.”

Phil says he has no idea why he is all of a sudden a target of such criticism.

Well, he has been married three times, he is an anti-semite, and the only thing he did good was with Genesis.

Dear Phil,

Don’t let the internet make you quit music.  You still have a at least 10 more years of making mediocre music.

Love,

Bryan

Buy his recent album below.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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