What you are looking at is a prototype for an umbrella uniquely shaped like the Star Wars Destroyer.  It folds like a regular umbrella and is lighter than a golf umbrella.  The handle is similar to the graphite shaft of a golf club.

This umbrella is being designed to withstand the force of a hurricane and or an attack of rebel forces.  The umbrella is also designed to stop the chances of you ever seeing a naked woman again.

By Bryan Kluger

Former husky model, real-life Comic Book Guy, genre-bending screenwriter, nude filmmaker, hairy podcaster, pro-wrestling idiot-savant, who has a penchant for solving Rubik's Cubes and rolling candy cigarettes on unreleased bootlegs of Frank Zappa records.

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